i dunned a poo
it wasn't as big as i expected but it was of a good consistancy. not too hard, nor too soft. clean wipe.
(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 23:49, archived)

That's lovely for you
night Womby.
( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 23:57, archived)

night lovely pants

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 0:02, archived)

Consistency.
How are you Wombat?
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 24 Jun 2011, 0:05, archived)

good

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 1:04, archived)

You know when you make an amount of food that is way too disgusting and big to be eaten in one go yet attempt it anyway?
I'm doing that now.
( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Fri 24 Jun 2011, 0:09, archived)

I'm telling you man, no one can eat two tins of ham and cheese toast toppers

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 0:13, archived)

Just googled that. I doubt I could manage one.

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Fri 24 Jun 2011, 0:14, archived)

I tried eating two once.
I have never vomited so much or so hard in my life.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 0:17, archived)

I haven't had a poo like that for a while
I like to rate mine on a number of things
-Relief/satisfaction
-Size
-Number of wipes
-Texture
( Major Turd for tonight only, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 0:29, archived)

Tomorrow's poo forecast is looking bad because I'm drinking Guinness now

( Major Turd for tonight only, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 0:30, archived)

-length of time the toilet becomes usable again
extra points for Neptune's Kiss
( h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Fri 24 Jun 2011, 0:31, archived)

why did this place ever get so quiet

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 0:34, archived)

Shit people, SSG..

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 24 Jun 2011, 0:50, archived)

i've been having beastly poo's recently
like ones that hurt your bumhole because of their girth.
( FIEND, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 1:01, archived)

i hate the ones that have a kink in the middle

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 1:37, archived)

And so the board will remain until morning time.

( fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 3:35, archived)

Not if I have anything to do with it.

( Zuowan, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 4:07, archived)