I'd like to buy a vowel.

( postal ninja has Transmissible spongiform encephalopathies, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 5:50, archived)

Zuowans yer man for that....
I'm fucking useless at spelling!
( fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 5:57, archived)

Then can I buy a bowel?

( postal ninja has Transmissible spongiform encephalopathies, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 6:15, archived)

See MW
He's got more than enough to share judging by his output.
( fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 6:17, archived)

I like mine over 18.

( postal ninja has Transmissible spongiform encephalopathies, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 7:03, archived)