Now I may not be a big city lawyer
*thumbs under braces*
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 10:07, archived)

Doesn't that hurt your teeth?

( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 10:09, archived)

not as much as when someone drives over my bridge

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 10:10, archived)