Walk to Asda with your torn jeans.
Make a statement with your flaccid cock trying for freedom through the unfortunately placed hole.

Shit in one of the freezers.
( gone, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 10:47, archived)

I've just noticed my jeans have an unfortunately placed hole brewing as well.

( gone, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 10:47, archived)