My moustache is gonna kick your beards arse on to the back of your head.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 24 Jun 2011, 12:39, archived)

HAH! It all comes out now.
Only UNTRUSTWORTHY types wear moustaches.
Stalin!
Hitler!
TERRY THOMAS!
Your sneaky plan to usurp the air of RIGHTEOUS trustworthiness that the noble beard gives has BACKFIRED!
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 24 Jun 2011, 12:42, archived)

Stuj is right, moustaches are very very sinister

( SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 12:48, archived)

The Three Musketeers

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 24 Jun 2011, 12:52, archived)

Fu Man Chu.

( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 24 Jun 2011, 13:02, archived)

Two of them had beards.

( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 24 Jun 2011, 13:04, archived)

Yes The LOVELY Ess Ess Ess.
As a reward for being RIGHT here is some pandering.
*Panders*
:D
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 24 Jun 2011, 13:04, archived)

Wrong
Charlie Chaplin, Tom Selleck, Hulk Hogan.
all famous for being awesome. You get Rasputin, and that Karl Marx, filthy pinko commie.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 24 Jun 2011, 12:50, archived)

and lenin
and Italo Balbo. all communists.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 24 Jun 2011, 12:55, archived)

ROBINSON CRUSOE!

( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 24 Jun 2011, 12:59, archived)

Are you calling MR T a pinko commie?
YET MORE PROOF OF SINISTER MOUSTACHEISM!
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 24 Jun 2011, 13:02, archived)

Charlie Chaplin was Hitler in disguise.
Tom Selleck is vaguely acceptable but VERY VERY smug.
Hulk Hogan is just some cross dressing gayer.
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 24 Jun 2011, 13:01, archived)