you seen how much razors and soap cost?
fuck that. I'll spend mine on booze.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:07, archived)

Yeah, but the ranting and furtive masturbation doesn't go down well at an interview.
Nor does trying to harrass the interviewer into buying last week's Big Issue off you.
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:13, archived)