Man I wish I wasn't such an old-fashioned fuddy-duddy and could be part of the exciting and NOT AT ALL SORDID swinging-set.
I'd swap almost ALL my Tomb Raider dolls to be able to risk disappointment, unwanted bastardy and disease like that.
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 25 Jun 2011, 11:32, archived)

I would give up my massive star wars collection (except my bedsheets) for a relationship like that.
I couldn't give up my xbox though. I need lego harry potter to wank to.
( postal ninja has Transmissible spongiform encephalopathies, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 11:35, archived)