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TIME FOR A NEW THREAD!
So it's a normal persons weekend, but alas I work, what are you doing this weekend?

I plan on playing some Tea Eff Two and having a Bar Bee Queue.
(I helped save b3ta! Tzarkahn is waiting for Christmas to come again, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 10:11, archived)
Hey I'm working too
FANCY THAT

I'm also playing some TF2 this weekend, and also going to a Barbecue.

FUCKING HELL WE'RE A RIGHT OLD PAIR OF QUEERS
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 10:13, archived)
Cock off you nonce.

(I helped save b3ta! Tzarkahn is waiting for Christmas to come again, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 10:14, archived)
I don't think you know what any of those words mean

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 10:15, archived)
I HATE YOU
You're not my real dad!
(I helped save b3ta! Tzarkahn is waiting for Christmas to come again, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 10:20, archived)
Sit down son, there's something you need to know.
Back when we were younger, before you were born, me and your mum, well it was your mum mainly, used to go to this place: jelly.b3ta.com/questions/bedroomdisasters/post1253448

So yeah, he might be.
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 25 Jun 2011, 11:14, archived)
I wish I had a wife who could fuck other people while my limp cock flaps in and out of the gaping maw of some strangers vagina

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 11:18, archived)
Me too Theoban.
But we're too prudish to ever have such rock-solid and happy relationships as that.
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 25 Jun 2011, 11:21, archived)
We're all schoolboy virgins who wank into our xboxes and don't know what a sex or a woman is
There's only two types of person you see, prudish kids who don't know what sex is, and people who are happy to watch their wives get brutally dicked by a stranger
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 11:24, archived)
Man I wish I wasn't such an old-fashioned fuddy-duddy and could be part of the exciting and NOT AT ALL SORDID swinging-set.
I'd swap almost ALL my Tomb Raider dolls to be able to risk disappointment, unwanted bastardy and disease like that.
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 25 Jun 2011, 11:32, archived)
I would give up my massive star wars collection (except my bedsheets) for a relationship like that.
I couldn't give up my xbox though. I need lego harry potter to wank to.
(I helped save b3ta! postal ninja has Transmissible spongiform encephalopathies, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 11:35, archived)
I've totally said that before.

(I helped save b3ta! postal ninja has Transmissible spongiform encephalopathies, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 11:33, archived)
Totally still troo though The AWESOMELY Plagarised Postal.

(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 25 Jun 2011, 11:35, archived)
There is one of those advertised in the shop window across the road.
I'm gonna go there and hope I meet my mum's friends, or my friend's mums. I'm praying for an old school teacher or two, although I fear 15 years (since I left school) on a 60 year old might be.... oh man, I'd love that, be right in there with a grin on my face and quim on my chin... maybe I can get some gray pubes stuck between my teeth.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 12:24, archived)
Advertising a swinging club in a shop sounds a bit odd.
Do they openly state "swingers' club" or is it a bit more discreet?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 12:38, archived)

"throw your sausage in to a damp meat pocket in the company of creepy strangers trying to bum your wife. Maude's house. Bring your own lube. X"
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 25 Jun 2011, 12:43, archived)
=)
www.coll3ctive.co.uk/general/paulypops/adverts-in-my-local-shop-window/
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 13:19, archived)
"Must be open minded."
Open legged, more like.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 13:31, archived)
My kindda girl.
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 13:36, archived)
I think my old landlord might have been a hoster of Swingers parties.

(I helped save b3ta! Tzarkahn is waiting for Christmas to come again, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 12:48, archived)
it's
usually the ones you most expect..
(spleenspleenspleen coffeeflavouredsugarcoatednicotine, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 13:11, archived)
Not working.

(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Sat 25 Jun 2011, 10:17, archived)
hur hur hur
I do get a 3 day weekend though.
(I helped save b3ta! Tzarkahn is waiting for Christmas to come again, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 10:21, archived)
mine lasts 5
when I get one.
(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Sat 25 Jun 2011, 10:25, archived)
Hello JMG.

(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 25 Jun 2011, 11:06, archived)
HOWAY STUDGE MAN

(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Sat 25 Jun 2011, 11:18, archived)
:D
*Vimtos*
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 25 Jun 2011, 11:22, archived)
Well, my bumhole stings a bit and my stomach is churning which is irritating my inflamed colon and the morphine doesn't seem to be doing much except making me feel slightly naucious.
It would be OK if I knew it was going to go away, and it will to some extent, but it will always be there. I might go to Switzerland or wherever that Dignitas place is, please don't ask me to bring you back fags.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 10:22, archived)
Nah you need to bring back some Chocolate.

(I helped save b3ta! Tzarkahn is waiting for Christmas to come again, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 10:28, archived)
What about a cuckoo clock?

(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 25 Jun 2011, 10:45, archived)
Pics or it didn't happen.

(I helped save b3ta! postal ninja has Transmissible spongiform encephalopathies, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 11:18, archived)
Silly Postal.
Gonzy's bumhole is NOT MONO!'s bumhole.
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 25 Jun 2011, 11:23, archived)
:(
SAD
(I helped save b3ta! postal ninja has Transmissible spongiform encephalopathies, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 11:26, archived)
I can post you biopsies if you want, you could put them in your dinner.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 12:05, archived)
Working.
Boozing tonight.
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 25 Jun 2011, 10:44, archived)
can I have a ride in your porsche tonight?

(I helped save b3ta! postal ninja has Transmissible spongiform encephalopathies, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 11:32, archived)
My what now?

(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 25 Jun 2011, 11:33, archived)
we get drunk, you drive your porsche 140+mph and we die due to blunt force trauma.
Did you not get the memo? I'm sure I sent it.
(I helped save b3ta! postal ninja has Transmissible spongiform encephalopathies, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 11:37, archived)
Dude, NO.
We con a couple of mugs to do that. Then when everyone thinks we're dead and is all sad and "Boo-hoo poor stuj and postal, we miss them SO MUCH", we miraculously "COME BACK FROM THE DEAD" and everyone loves us.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 25 Jun 2011, 11:47, archived)
nurse my hangover
By drinking heavily this afternoon through the GP qualifying and beyond.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 25 Jun 2011, 10:56, archived)
Excellent plan.

(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 25 Jun 2011, 10:56, archived)
Dunno.
Probabl mooch about town. I need to cancel a direct debit. How exciting!
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 10:56, archived)
'Ning The LOVELY Gingezilla.
In the absence of you having anything better to do, have some pandering.
*Panders*
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 25 Jun 2011, 10:59, archived)
I might finish off this chocolate milk

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 11:09, archived)
I'm going to wear all black clothing, black makeup and write pentagrams in the corner I will cut myself in.
Or maybe I'll just watch a movie.
(I helped save b3ta! postal ninja has Transmissible spongiform encephalopathies, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 11:17, archived)
I've shaved me mutton chops ready for cricket this afternoon. I get a free pint at the bar for every week I keep 'em.
Tomorrow I'm cooking a roast, watching the F1 then going to a Bar Bee Queue.

I fucking love weekends.
(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Sat 25 Jun 2011, 11:39, archived)
Probably fuck all, maybe walking the dogs.

(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 12:01, archived)

all, maybe walking
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 25 Jun 2011, 12:02, archived)
Yeah! Sexy times!

(I helped save b3ta! Tzarkahn is waiting for Christmas to come again, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 12:13, archived)
I'll be trying to fix my internets.

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 12:51, archived)