I feel old.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 23:20, archived)

shut up grandad

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 23:24, archived)

*dies alone*

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 23:27, archived)

*pokes poo through your letterbox*

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 23:29, archived)

BROKEN BRITAIN

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 23:40, archived)

you have a strong spring on your letterbox
BROKEN FRITTERS!
(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 23:52, archived)