ok, let me put it closer to your emotional remit
What if it was a horrendous bivvy accident?
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 27 Jun 2011, 22:11, archived)

are you expecting me to blame my bivvy for an accident? why would i do that

( mongychops, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 22:17, archived)

to be honest mongy i hadn't really thought it through
i was going to say it wasn't properly fire retardent but that would be the development teams fault. Then i thought about being lolwaki and coming up with some sort of magical walking killer bivvy, but i doubt you'd buy one of those, so let's agree to drop it.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 27 Jun 2011, 22:25, archived)