no no no
i'm right. Just like My Way is a seriously fucking awful song. At my funeral? No thanks...

And now... i'm about to snuff it
I was a dick, and people kept telling me so
but i didn't listen to them, and fucked everyone over
cos i'm a toooooossssssss pottttttttt
( RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 22:14, archived)

I'm not going to argue you with over this
Because you're wrong. And him being a dick has nothing to do with his singing voice. Dean Martin was a horrible alcoholic, but you don't piss on him.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 27 Jun 2011, 22:22, archived)