shhhh. i'm trying to embellish my CV.
i am quite the procrastinator and my current Important Decision is which font to use. i'm thinking either wingdings or comic sans.
( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 19:12, archived)

how about a lovely mixture of both
show your potential employers that you're a fan of diversity
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 19:17, archived)

shall i put some clip art in?
i bet there's some brilliant personnel-themed ones in there.
( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 19:19, archived)

yeah
and print in blue ink
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 19:25, archived)

i might just write it out in green pen.

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 19:31, archived)

oh and red
and put "I love Christmas" at the top of every page
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 19:33, archived)

Whack an old school 'under construction' gif in the previous employment section.

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Tue 28 Jun 2011, 19:26, archived)

oh man, i bet prospective employers LOVE that shit.
imma put my name and address in rainbow-coloured wordArt. and add a theme so it looks like i'm writing in a NOTEBOOK!!!1!
( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 19:31, archived)