Which two members of Jedward would you most like to play Naked Twister with?

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 18:12, archived)

Where's mortal wombat when you need him?

( CowJam, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 18:22, archived)

stuck in a kid somewhere.

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 19:33, archived)

sorry, QUEUE.
stuck in a queue somewhere.

for downloading child porn
( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 19:34, archived)

hahaha
You are awful
( CowJam, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 19:35, archived)

The one with the hair.

( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Tue 28 Jun 2011, 18:25, archived)

I think that's Jedw.

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Tue 28 Jun 2011, 18:26, archived)

RACIST

( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 18:37, archived)

so is your missus up the stick, then?

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 18:58, archived)

Will find out in a couple days.
She's not very well at the mo and the doctor has been pretty shit trying to diagnose. I think he's said pregnancy just to have a respite while the blood gets tested.
( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Tue 28 Jun 2011, 19:20, archived)

human response: fingers crossed then for whichever way you hope it works out.

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 19:27, archived)

/talk response: paging moon girl technologies!
MOON GIRL TECHNOLOGIES TO THE /TALK BOARD IMMEDIATELY.
urgent relentless diatribe on the futility of the continuing propagation of the human species required, stat!
( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 19:28, archived)

Haha, lovely stuff.

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Tue 28 Jun 2011, 19:29, archived)

3 men run a parish, one runs it and is supported by one that likes a drink and one means well but is naive
- ten points for stating the obvious, 20 points if anybody gets it

edit\ i'm not sure anyone will get this, it was the late 60's and is never repeated
( mongychops, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 18:33, archived)

Rising Damp

( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 18:34, archived)

The Omen

( CowJam, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 18:35, archived)

Men Behaving Badly.

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Tue 28 Jun 2011, 18:35, archived)

If i say Ballykissangel do i get anything?
I didn't want Father Ted as my first answer, but it's here anyway.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 28 Jun 2011, 18:36, archived)

FATHER TED!!
Minus ten points to me! Hurrah! \o/
( spesh., Tue 28 Jun 2011, 18:37, archived)

ever decreasing circles?
the answer should always be ever decreasing circles
( Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Tue 28 Jun 2011, 18:41, archived)

rude dog and the dweebs

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 18:51, archived)

I loved that.

( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 19:12, archived)

that one with derek nimmo.

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 18:56, archived)

moar for the points

( mongychops, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 18:57, archived)

father dear father?
oh good christ has it come to this? and with no google?
( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 18:59, archived)

wrong

( mongychops, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 19:00, archived)

oh, father!

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 19:02, archived)

You're thinking of Oh Brother!

( The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 19:02, archived)

IT WAS THE SEQUEL

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 19:03, archived)

nicely played

( The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 19:03, archived)

All Gas and Gaiters

( The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 19:01, archived)

you totally wikipedia'd that, you motherfucker.
/irrational rage
( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 19:02, archived)

sadly not
/actually knew this.
( The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 19:03, archived)

i totally get points for derek nimmo though.

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 19:03, archived)

bonus points if you tell me what 'Lotus X' is

( The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 19:04, archived)

is it a pretend fanny made of latex?

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 19:11, archived)

close....

( The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 19:28, archived)

is it joanna lumley?

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 19:29, archived)

It's a German massage parlour
www.lotusx.de/
k e i n e Sex-, oder Intimmassagen!
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 19:35, archived)

Two sisters and a next door neighbour all have husband in jail and they get up to all sorts of scrapes including being in gonz's fantasies about two sisters and maybe the next door neighbour can watch.
/ac
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 19:59, archived)

Pass

( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 18:33, archived)

If I answer with my favourite one, you'll make me play naked twister with my least favourite. I know your style.

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Tue 28 Jun 2011, 18:37, archived)

Louis Walsh and Vanilla Ice.

( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 18:39, archived)

There's only actually one of them, he just stands next to a mirror all the time.

( Noit happy baby orangutan, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 18:48, archived)

Shambles, is this what it's come to?
After almost 8 odd years, you've finally surrendered to the lowest common denominator?
( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 18:52, archived)

hello spoider.
since you discovered i look like baldmonkey in a wig, you don't gaz me any more. what's THAT all about?
( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 18:57, archived)

I ended up with a job and found I'm back on the gayshift
Only to find it's all gone quiet and crap.
( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 19:01, archived)

oh, man. etc.

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 19:04, archived)

saddest of sad faces ever
congrats on the job though
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 19:10, archived)

Hahahhaha, if it helps, with a wit like that I'd still totally do you.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 20:00, archived)

But I swear to god if you start going "I LIKE EGGS" while I'm down there, I'll empty my colonscopy bag in your shoe cupboard.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 20:01, archived)

oh, gonz.

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 20:08, archived)

Hell, if you look like baldmonkey in a wig,
I'd still totally do you.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 20:10, archived)

Alright Janet, how you been doing?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 20:12, archived)

shhhh. i'm trying to embellish my CV.
i am quite the procrastinator and my current Important Decision is which font to use. i'm thinking either wingdings or comic sans.
( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 19:12, archived)

how about a lovely mixture of both
show your potential employers that you're a fan of diversity
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 19:17, archived)

shall i put some clip art in?
i bet there's some brilliant personnel-themed ones in there.
( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 19:19, archived)

yeah
and print in blue ink
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 19:25, archived)

i might just write it out in green pen.

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 19:31, archived)

oh and red
and put "I love Christmas" at the top of every page
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 19:33, archived)

Whack an old school 'under construction' gif in the previous employment section.

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Tue 28 Jun 2011, 19:26, archived)

oh man, i bet prospective employers LOVE that shit.
imma put my name and address in rainbow-coloured wordArt. and add a theme so it looks like i'm writing in a NOTEBOOK!!!1!
( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 19:31, archived)

The bug under my monitor has died man :(

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 19:36, archived)

Can you get it out?
If it died i hope it's comically obscuring a letter turning a perfectly nice word in to a rudey bad word. It's what it would have wanted
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 28 Jun 2011, 19:48, archived)

No chance man. It's died just a bit to the right of the middle of the screen.
It does sort of look like the cross on a 't' though or something which could lead to some hilarious jokes when someone types cunl. You know, like a cunl.
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 19:53, archived)

I'm going to try and line it up actually....
cunl cunlcunlcunlcunlcunlcunl cunlcunlcunlcunlcunlcunl cunlcunlcunlcunlcunlcunlcunlcunlcunlcunlcunlcunlcunlcunl cunlcunlcunlcunl cunlcunlcunlcunlcunl cunlcunlcunlcunlcunlcunlcunlcunlcunlcunl
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 19:53, archived)

it'll work if someone starts discussing their tenant.
you know, lodger
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 28 Jun 2011, 19:56, archived)