HOW ABOUT THIS?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=xUmFD8_0q9U
( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 0:56, archived)

WILL I NEVER ESCAPE THE RUMOUR THAT I FUCKED SONIA
:((((((((((((((((
( broadsword now that's fresh, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 0:57, archived)

HAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAAAA!!
Little ginger minx. I 'eard she was the fookin bike of Lime Street like.
( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 1:00, archived)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=tPOXhIlAy4g
( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 1:13, archived)

I spent half an hour nattering with her one night
Lovely girl, if somewhat talentless.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 1:02, archived)

I wouldn't say
talentless
( broadsword now that's fresh, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 1:04, archived)

Oh
You have to go one better
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 1:07, archived)