I have always presumed this to be true
but have never wanted to find out for sure.
( RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 9:54, archived)

I devoloped a speech impedamint and eye twitch after 15 minutes.

( postal ninja has Transmissible spongiform encephalopathies, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 9:57, archived)