Wife and I are taking Organ Donor 1 to the Doctor Who Experience on Friday.
I'm planning on enjoying myself. Deal with THAT, shit people.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 8:57, archived)

Now look what you've done to manolith.

( Noit happy baby orangutan, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 8:58, archived)

Couldn't care less; I'm drinking coffee.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 9:00, archived)

i should have come to expect this callousness by now
but it still hurts
( manolith hooray for me, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 9:02, archived)

Speaking of which, I used a pumice pummice pummis one of those stones on my feet yesterday.
They are lovely and smooth.
And I can get into those trousers and take shallow breaths now.
One week to go. Will I do it? A tale of one man and some other men and some women moving from one place to another and improving their dress code and that. This summer baldmonkey is.
I pissed on an orchestra lol
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 9:05, archived)

i haven't the faintest idea what you're talking about

( manolith hooray for me, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 9:07, archived)

I am jolly waki, you see.
Hey hey I'm the monkees people steeple wimple and woo
Bum bum rhythm and kebabs.
Slipped disc sponge and a staff.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 9:10, archived)

Morning All
Just to let you know Baby Leah ( Emma's daughter ) was born 29/06/2011 at 2:39.

She was 7lb 7oz. They are both well and happy.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 9:11, archived)

Oh good.

( Zuowan, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 9:12, archived)

emma who?

( manolith hooray for me, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 9:13, archived)

*shrugs*

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 9:14, archived)

You know, Leah's mum.

( Zuowan, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 9:14, archived)

oh right, of course

( manolith hooray for me, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 9:15, archived)

I've never heard of her.
But apparently there is chocolate fudge cake in the kitchen for £1 a slice yesterday.
For CHARITY.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 9:17, archived)

The slack fannied fucking bitch.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 9:16, archived)

What already?
she's less than a day old!
( Cactus 1 doesn't care what you think on, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 9:17, archived)

FUCK HER IN THE FONTANELLE.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 9:19, archived)

you can't defile a church!

( manolith hooray for me, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 9:22, archived)

Unless it's a Charlotte

( Cactus 1 doesn't care what you think on, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 9:25, archived)

I'd love to defile a spring onion.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 9:31, archived)

Charlotte is a potato
not gay salady thing. Actually, they are salad potatoes... so carry on.
( RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 9:45, archived)

POGO
MOGO
LOGO
TOGA
Flip flop
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 9:55, archived)

your, ahem, 'wakiness' is more verbose than usual today

( manolith hooray for me, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 9:14, archived)

I'm bored and tired and can't get on until I am sent a file.
If I'm miserable, everyone else can be too.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 9:15, archived)

that's the spirit?

( manolith hooray for me, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 9:22, archived)

This one time I taped some tins of beans to my knees.
IMAGINE THAT!
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 9:23, archived)

imagine it
like you just did?
( manolith hooray for me, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 9:24, archived)

LOL!
TIN-KNEES!
CAT-TIN-KNEES!
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 9:31, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/7226479
( spesh., Wed 29 Jun 2011, 10:05, archived)

this

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 10:09, archived)

that wasn't terrible bullying!
i was being very tactful
( manolith hooray for me, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 10:12, archived)

See, when a day starts all shit like this, it's normally quite difficult to recover it.
BACK OF THE WAKI FUCK EGG NET WIBBLE WIBBLE.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 10:14, archived)

where the hell are all the good people?

( manolith hooray for me, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 10:20, archived)

hi

( spesh., Wed 29 Jun 2011, 10:22, archived)

yeah, you're alright

( manolith hooray for me, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 10:27, archived)

I thought you were alright too.
Then you outed yourself as a massive racist :((((((

It just goes to show that internet personas can be carefully crafted to hide one's true nature.

(I'm actually a hairy lesbian from Damascus. No, really. That bloke in Scotland stole my identity.)
( spesh., Wed 29 Jun 2011, 10:34, archived)

mykeyboy?

( manolith hooray for me, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 10:37, archived)

HI.
DID YOU SEE ANY GOOD PEOPLE ON YOUR WAY IN?
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 10:28, archived)

HAHAHAHA! I MADE A VERY FUNNI JOKES!

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 10:28, archived)

no.

( spesh., Wed 29 Jun 2011, 10:36, archived)

well you say that now
but it's all too similar to brayndedd's racist outburst the other day. make a flippant remark that betrays your underlying bigotry and then backpedal furiously when pulled up on it.

are you racist too manolith?
( spesh., Wed 29 Jun 2011, 10:20, archived)

heh, that'd be a hard accusation to pin on me, i think

( manolith hooray for me, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 10:21, archived)

You only fuck her as a form of subjugation.
There. Not that tricky.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 10:22, archived)

i guess it would be hard to disprove that
fair enough
( manolith hooray for me, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 10:28, archived)

I'm good, so I am.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 10:29, archived)

ah, a challenger arrives, let us see how this pans out in the long term

( mongychops, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 10:23, archived)

i'm afraid i don't have anything better than the cheryl cole defence

( manolith hooray for me, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 10:29, archived)

you married a gay black man?

( mongychops, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 10:31, archived)

it's the 'i can't be a racist because my other half is black' defence

( manolith hooray for me, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 10:33, archived)

why so?

( spesh., Wed 29 Jun 2011, 10:24, archived)

He's painted his blow up doll to look like a gollywog.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 10:27, archived)

I imagine that's because he's nostalgic for the days of slavery

( spesh., Wed 29 Jun 2011, 10:31, archived)

If you press the button on it's tummy, it sings Al Jolson songs.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 10:33, archived)

i've painted my blow-up d...
oh baldmonkey already told you
( manolith hooray for me, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 10:28, archived)

jesus, baldmonkey

( manolith hooray for me, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 9:00, archived)

, =
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 9:00, archived)

Ooh. That looks odd.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 9:01, archived)

That's what your wife said.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 9:02, archived)

Onions are a type of fruit
Swans are almost never mute
Eye of toad and tail of newt
You can learn a lot from lydia
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 9:03, archived)

As the wind beat down on him
He felt a branch bounce of his shin
He heard a snap and soon his string
Was limp upon the floor.

He'd lost another kite again
To another hurricane
Furthermore he had been maimed
ULTIMATE KITE FLYING WOO WOO WOO YEAH prick
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 9:09, archived)

i wonder if frisbee adam's password is 'ultimate' or some variation
could he be that silly?
( manolith hooray for me, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 9:14, archived)

It's probably the name of his first owner.

( Zuowan, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 9:15, archived)

Jethro.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 9:18, archived)

There seems to be a "Dr Who Experience" thing at every seaside resort now
Even Lands End has one

Usually just a load of dusty memorabilia in a darkened room
( h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Wed 29 Jun 2011, 9:40, archived)

'the doctor who experience' - sit on a sofa and watch doctor who

( manolith hooray for me, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 9:43, archived)

An experience I've never had
never ever.

I am presuming the above experience is the one on the south bank?

You going there this weekend hedonist?
( RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 9:44, archived)

EAYEYAHYEYEHAYEHYAEHEYHYEHAYHYEHYHYEAHYEAHEYHAEYHEYAHEYHEYEAHYEH

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 9:51, archived)

Dr.Who is shit.

( postal ninja has Transmissible spongiform encephalopathies, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 9:52, archived)

I have always presumed this to be true
but have never wanted to find out for sure.
( RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 9:54, archived)

I devoloped a speech impedamint and eye twitch after 15 minutes.

( postal ninja has Transmissible spongiform encephalopathies, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 9:57, archived)

AHAHAHAH! AHAHAHAH! AHAHAHAH! AHAHAHAH! AHAHAHAH! AHAHAHAH! AHAHAHAH! AHAHAHAH! AHAHAHAH! AHAHAHAH! AHAHAHAH! AHAHAHAH! AHAHAHAH! AHAHAHAH! AHAHAHAH! AHAHAHAH! AHAHAHAH! AHAHAHAH! AHAHAHAH! AHAHAHAH! AHAHAHAH! AHAHAHAH!
AHAHAHAH! AHAHAHAH! AHAHAHAH! AHAHAHAH! AHAHAHAH! AHAHAHAH! AHAHAHAH! AHAHAHAH! AHAHAHAH! AHAHAHAH! AHAHAHAH! AHAHAHAH! AHAHAHAH! AHAHAHAH! AHAHAHAH! AHAHAHAH! AHAHAHAH! AHAHAHAH! AHAHAHAH! AHAHAHAH! AHAHAHAH! AHAHAHAH! AHAHAHAH! AHAHAHAH! AHAHAHAH! AHAHAHAH! AHAHAHAH! AHAHAHAH! AHAHAHAH! AHAHAHAH! AHAHAHAH! AHAHAHAH! AHAHAHAH! AHAHAHAH! AHAHAHAH! AHAHAHAH! AHAHAHAH! AHAHAHAH! AHAHAHAH! AHAHAHAH! AHAHAHAH! AHAHAHAH! AHAHAHAH! AHAHAHAH! AHAHAHAH! AHAHAHAH! AHAHAHAH! AHAHAHAH! AHAHAHAH! AHAHAHAH! AHAHAHAH! AHAHAHAH! AHAHAHAH! AHAHAHAH! AHAHAHAH! AHAHAHAH! AHAHAHAH! AHAHAHAH! AHAHAHAH! AHAHAHAH! AHAHAHAH! AHAHAHAH! AHAHAHAH! AHAHAHAH! AHAHAHAH! AHAHAHAH! AHAHAHAH! AHAHAHAH! AHAHAHAH! AHAHAHAH! AHAHAHAH! AHAHAHAH! AHAHAHAH! AHAHAHAH! AHAHAHAH! AHAHAHAH! AHAHAHAH! AHAHAHAH! AHAHAHAH! AHAHAHAH! AHAHAHAH! AHAHAHAH! AHAHAHAH! AHAHAHAH! AHAHAHAH! AHAHAHAH! AHAHAHAH! AHAHAHAH! nice one.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 9:56, archived)

:D
That means I'm grinning.
( postal ninja has Transmissible spongiform encephalopathies, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 10:04, archived)

I'm going to spend the whole time telling my six year old that Dr Who is shit.
That's what I meant when I said I'd enjoy it.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 10:11, archived)

Did everyone know
that the opening theme to Some Mothers Do 'Ave 'Em is morse code?

the *ONLY* good thing about that fucking awful programme.
( RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 9:53, archived)

HORSES FOR COURSES MORE LIKE!!!!!

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 9:57, archived)

No
Michael Crawford lollerskating under an articulated lorry and that. LOL.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 9:59, archived)

1st time, 30 odd years ago, maybe
but still? again and again and again and again....?
( RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 10:12, archived)

Michael Crawford lollerskating under an articulated lorry and that. LOL.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 10:15, archived)

Michael Crawford lollerskating under an articulated lorry and that. LOL.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 10:15, archived)

Michael Crawford lollerskating under an articulated lorry and that. LOL.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 10:15, archived)

Michael Crawford lollerskating under an articulated lorry and that. LOL.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 10:15, archived)

Michael Crawford lollerskating under an articulated lorry and that. LOL.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 10:15, archived)

Michael Crawford lollerskating under an articulated lorry and that. LOL.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 10:15, archived)

Michael Crawford lollerskating under an articulated lorry and that. LOL.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 10:15, archived)

Michael Crawford lollerskating under an articulated lorry and that. LOL.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 10:15, archived)

Michael Crawford lollerskating under an articulated lorry and that. LOL.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 10:15, archived)

Michael Crawford lollerskating under an articulated lorry and that. LOL.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 10:15, archived)

Michael Crawford lollerskating under an articulated lorry and that. LOL.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 10:15, archived)

Michael Crawford lollerskating under an articulated lorry and that. LOL.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 10:15, archived)

For the love of god, get some professional help

( Frisbee TeaBoy, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 10:17, archived)

Michael Crawford lollerskating under an articulated lorry and that. Christ.
See what you mean.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 10:17, archived)

3 points.
well done.
( RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 10:22, archived)

you fat cunt

( mongychops, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 9:59, archived)

Do these panties make my cunt look big?

( postal ninja has Transmissible spongiform encephalopathies, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 10:10, archived)

i would have no idea, i think you must be confusing me with someone else

( mongychops, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 10:11, archived)

Polka dot.
polka dot
polka dot
polka dot
polka dot
polka dot
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 10:12, archived)

i wonder if webclam is still fingering that old boot

( mongychops, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 10:15, archived)

He was a good mate, and I'm happy that he ended up happy.
She wasn't really my cup of tea, but that hardly matters.
I wasn't keen on the way they were practically fucking in the back of my car when I drove them to a CHBash, either.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 10:21, archived)

Also, I saw him laciviously eyeing up Kersal's feet in high heels at a bash once.
He was clearly excited. I dun a lol.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 10:24, archived)

wasn't he a sexcase tho?

( mongychops, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 10:25, archived)

Yes.
Yes he was.
Case doesn't cover it though. Trunk. He was a sex trunk. Or a sex garage. Maybe a sex warehouse.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 10:32, archived)

sex landfill

( manolith hooray for me, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 10:34, archived)

That might be taking it too far.
Sex luggage rack.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 10:36, archived)

there was a kids program called polka dot shorts that i'd forgotten all about
the theme went:
'polka dot,
polka dot,
polka dot shorts!'
( manolith hooray for me, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 10:21, archived)

i was soooo singing that song too ten minutes ago.

( RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 10:22, archived)

can I come?

( jenpots, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 10:30, archived)

having trouble?
maybe some sort of battery powered device might help?
( RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 10:43, archived)

*deals with it fairly easily*
Was X Men good?
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 10:36, archived)

YES.
IT WAS NO CASABLANCNACA BUT IT WAS GOOD
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 10:43, archived)

good
I fear I won't see it until it comes out on dvd now
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 10:46, archived)