Fair play to Gonzo
if he wants to turn gay before his IBS kills his capacity for bumfun.
( WormuIus, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 13:41, archived)

don't need to be gay for that
Plenty of devices available...
( RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 13:43, archived)

Fair play if you want to massage your prostate
with a replica cock.
( WormuIus, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 13:45, archived)

Still a bit gay, that. I reckon using a rubber fist is much more hetero.

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Fri 1 Jul 2011, 13:46, archived)

Nothing gay
about fisting yourself
( WormuIus, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 13:49, archived)