The original Red Alert intro is one of the finest few minutes mankind has produced

( Theoban What of it, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 14:19, archived)

Hammy B-movie acting is Hammy.
But you're right, that game took a lot of hours of my life.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 5 Jul 2011, 14:21, archived)