I'm a sexy percolator.

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Thu 7 Jul 2011, 14:25, archived)

A Sexetiére? (Cafetiére)
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 7 Jul 2011, 14:41, archived)

YES!

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Thu 7 Jul 2011, 14:48, archived)

MORE LIKE DECOCKENATED

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 14:53, archived)

Woah, I'll have you know I contain plenty of cock.
Wait...
( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Thu 7 Jul 2011, 14:56, archived)