I appear to have eaten too much
and now I'm going to spend the next few hours trying to stay awake :(
What silly thing have you done today?

Alt: I watched Unknown last night. One of the assassins looked like Baldmonkey, which probably made it even more tense for me
( Frisbee TeaBoy, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 14:05, archived)

Nothing yet.
I'm very tired though.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 14:06, archived)

NTT
lolz at the comments on this danwootton.tweetboard.com/my-personal-statement-on-news-of-the-world-phone-hacking-i-m-not-going-to-lie-having-a-column-in-2465909435/
(PsychoChomp, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 16:08, archived)

Nice.

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 16:11, archived)

You've got to love the internet sometimes

(PsychoChomp, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 16:14, archived)

I like the anti-NotW Facebook campaigns
Organised by the same people who started many of the reactionary "String up the paedos" campaigns- based on NotW stories.
( Lord Gnome, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 16:17, archived)

I got told to boycott the NOTW this morning and I took massive offence that they presumed I read it in the first place.

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Thu 7 Jul 2011, 16:23, archived)

The pile of unsold copies of the Sun was higher this morning
Than it usually is in my local newsagent's. A sight to cheer the soul indeed.
( Lord Gnome, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 16:25, archived)

I've been to All Tomorrows Parties a few times, down at Butlins in Minehead
There have been a fair few of them by now, and they never plan for it at the on site newsagents.

The place is flooded with a few thousand beardy hippy cunts and *still* they only have 3 copies of the Guardian, and a vast vast number of Daily Heils going back to the depot at the end of each day.
( RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 16:34, archived)

Tesco saying their still going to advertise
has caused a bit of a stir.
www.facebook.com/topic.php?uid=112463368812803&topic=164
(PsychoChomp, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 16:24, archived)

Dude, I'm so gonna touch your candle.

( postal ninja has Transmissible spongiform encephalopathies, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 14:06, archived)

Nooo not there

( Frisbee TeaBoy, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 14:07, archived)

its taunting me.

( postal ninja has Transmissible spongiform encephalopathies, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 14:08, archived)

"you're"

( RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 14:16, archived)

yoor

( postal ninja has Transmissible spongiform encephalopathies, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 14:19, archived)

I'm making my mouse cursor run slowly up and down it
and I'm getting a chubby
( Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 14:22, archived)

All I get is a broken toothpick :(

( postal ninja has Transmissible spongiform encephalopathies, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 14:23, archived)

Nononononoononono :(

( Frisbee TeaBoy, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 14:24, archived)

Full erection.
Took a while, mind you.
( Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 14:42, archived)

bought root beer, lush bath bombs, steak, solar-powered fairy lights and a one hour thai massage with sauna at a local rub & tug place

( moohalaa, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 14:07, archived)

Rootbeer is possibly the most amazing soft drink in the world.
I managed to buy a case of 24 for £11.50 a few weeks back^^
( Frisbee TeaBoy, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 14:08, archived)

never had it personally
ginger beer is good if it's anything like that...
( RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 14:25, archived)

It isn't I'm afraid
Some people think it tastes like weak cough medicine or toothpaste.
I think it tastes like AMAZING
( Frisbee TeaBoy, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 14:28, archived)

Before I knew any better
I imagined spunk looked like something AMAZING. All sparkly rainbows and shit.... like that?

I think it was because of "rainbow kissing", which now I read about it on urban dictionary I didn't even know what it was properly... periods?? UGHHH!!!
( RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 14:31, archived)

yes no OH GOD I DON'T KNOW ANYMOER!!
( Frisbee TeaBoy, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 14:32, archived)

you mean yours DOESNT look like that?

( sleepybinky, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 14:33, archived)

you're amazing
*sucks Refresher*
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 14:34, archived)

"your"

( RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 14:34, archived)

"""yoor"""

( postal ninja has Transmissible spongiform encephalopathies, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 15:00, archived)

HOORAY

( sleepybinky, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 15:04, archived)

i am a bit AWRRRGH because i forgot to check that no-reserve yellow ebay car last night
and it went for £820, which was within my bracket :(
trader price £1795 :(((
( sleepybinky, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 15:05, archived)

I hate when that happens,
I got a proper mega deal on a new notorbike, goes trade for around 2,500 second hand, got one on eBay for 700 with almost no work needs doing.
Have you got a local gumtree? Hit and miss but my brother just picked up a great little car for almost nothing because the guy was desperate for cash. Do check the registration in case its been bucked though.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 7 Jul 2011, 15:12, archived)

there'll be others, don't worry
was that the MG?
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 15:18, archived)

yeah brm brm.
im gonna get my cash out on saturday and go shopping.
( sleepybinky, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 15:28, archived)

Don't be too hasty
and you might want to see if there are any car auctions in your area too.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 15:33, archived)

I love car auctions
my old Corsa was dead on it's feet, couldn't do more than 20 due to some nasty carburettor problem, still got £620 at the auction when I was hoping for £200
( RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 15:36, archived)

but but

( sleepybinky, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 15:37, archived)

in the what

( manolith hooray for me, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 15:51, archived)

i'm starting to remember you.

( RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 15:52, archived)

you make it sound like you have amnesia after suffering a blow to the head

( manolith hooray for me, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 15:59, archived)

AWESOME.

( sleepybinky, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 16:49, archived)

No way, mine looks normal.
Mostly creamy coloured with the black/green dots in it.
( RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 14:35, archived)

Oh hey I'm not full anymore
Cheers kewpie
( Frisbee TeaBoy, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 14:37, archived)

any time

( RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 14:42, archived)

You forgot mustard.

( postal ninja has Transmissible spongiform encephalopathies, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 14:09, archived)

You even shop gay.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 14:16, archived)

inorite

( moohalaa, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 14:27, archived)

Gays are a myth.

( postal ninja has Transmissible spongiform encephalopathies, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 15:04, archived)

moth

( vladimir, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 15:31, archived)

Be honest now
those fairy lights are fabulous powered aren't they?
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 14:19, archived)

THEY TWINKLE!
Like Justin Bieber's eyes *sigh*
( moohalaa, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 14:27, archived)

I'm starting to have suspicions about your sexual orientation.

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Thu 7 Jul 2011, 14:22, archived)

He always points north.

( postal ninja has Transmissible spongiform encephalopathies, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 14:25, archived)

that's the last time he gets to take boy scouts on a hiking trip

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 14:39, archived)

I appear to have drunken too much
I am am tipsy at work,
doo dah, doo dah,
I am am tipsy at work
All the doo dah day.
( RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 14:11, archived)

TOO. MUCH. COFFEE.

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Thu 7 Jul 2011, 14:18, archived)

Tip yourself over and pour some out.

( postal ninja has Transmissible spongiform encephalopathies, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 14:20, archived)

I'm a sexy percolator.

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Thu 7 Jul 2011, 14:25, archived)

A Sexetiére? (Cafetiére)
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 7 Jul 2011, 14:41, archived)

YES!

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Thu 7 Jul 2011, 14:48, archived)

MORE LIKE DECOCKENATED

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 14:53, archived)

Woah, I'll have you know I contain plenty of cock.
Wait...
( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Thu 7 Jul 2011, 14:56, archived)

I drank too much last night. So today is mostly me monging out while at work.

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 14:44, archived)

Excellent work there
Okay naptime zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzZzzzzZzzzzZzzzzzzzzzzz
( Frisbee TeaBoy, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 14:49, archived)

I've done nowt silly today
I took the rubbish out, and I'm gonna the shop in a minute. Well, when I can be arsed.
( Theoban What of it, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 14:47, archived)

You are going to buy....
.....

A pink toilet plunger and 3 cans of spray cream.

AICMFP.
( RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 14:53, archived)

Yeah it's Thursday, of course

( Theoban What of it, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 15:06, archived)

just doing my physio exercises
Lost balance and tried to steady myself on the table, table goes over, try to grab side board, knock over fish tank, fall over and bang head. Saved the fish, I didn't think fish could look at you like you're an idiot, but mine just did.

Other than that, not a silly day.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 7 Jul 2011, 14:56, archived)

hmm, fish, dodgy leg...they were looking at you like you were possibly a pirate
( vladimir, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 15:32, archived)

a really clumsy shit pirate

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 7 Jul 2011, 15:41, archived)

very long johnica moser

( vladimir, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 15:51, archived)

A 'shit pirate', eh?
Have you been plundering some booty?
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 15:55, archived)

any relation to Captain Stabbin'?

( RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 15:58, archived)

All hands on dick

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 16:00, archived)

They Call me BROWNBEARD

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 7 Jul 2011, 16:06, archived)