I'm going to jam a lemon up a chicken later

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sun 10 Jul 2011, 15:02, archived)

This is a good plan
Don't leave it up there if you are boiling the carcass. If you know what I mean, eh? EH?
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sun 10 Jul 2011, 15:04, archived)