We have an even better scheme where they buy you a bike and you rent it off them and are offered to buy it off them after a couple of years or just get another bike.

( MONO!, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 8:28, archived)

Yeah well
They gave me a helicopter
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 8:30, archived)

It's probably actually the same kind of scheme

( MONO!, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 8:31, archived)

I know
Do you want a helicopter? I can't be arsed with this one.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 8:34, archived)

Ok.

( MONO!, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 8:46, archived)