You know.. You make fun of Mortal Wombat like that, Noit..
..and he snaps and has a go at me.
I enjoy a laugh at MW like the rest of you. But I get the blame and have to suffer his needy whining.

It's not fair. Has Baldmonkey gotten his £20,000 yet?
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 18 Jul 2011, 12:36, archived)

stop moaning you stupid northern poofter

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 12:37, archived)

See?

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 18 Jul 2011, 12:37, archived)

actually it's been nice recently
you haven't been such a beaker. has your life evolved? is there a mrs jmg or something?
(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 12:38, archived)

Actually, now you mention it.. I'm currently dating your ex, girlfriend.jpg.
She said she'd had enough of MortalWombat.pdf pressuring her into meeting her younger brothers and sisters.
LOLInternet!
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 18 Jul 2011, 12:41, archived)

give her one from me
i never got the chance
(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 12:47, archived)

Probably because she isn't real.
But again, this only goes to highlight. Noit makes fun of nonces, you have a go at me..
This is grossly unfair, I am innocent..

Have you put weight on?
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 18 Jul 2011, 12:49, archived)