He's only a gay nonce, he's posted a lot of shite
he's going to be noncing a kid, noncing a kid tonight. BIG NONCE!

What's your favourite TV theme tune?
( Noit happy baby orangutan, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 12:34, archived)

that one now

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 12:35, archived)

also fraggle rock

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 12:35, archived)

dance your cares away
worries for another day
let the music play
down at fraggle rock
(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 12:36, archived)

Sorry.
Down by fraggle rock,
grab a fraggle by the cock,
throw him in the air,
catch him by his pubic hair,
toss him in the grass,
stick a chainsaw up his arse,
turn the power on,
where's that fucking fraggle gone?
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 18 Jul 2011, 12:38, archived)

you've ruined fraggle rock forever

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 12:39, archived)

I SAID SORRY.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 18 Jul 2011, 12:40, archived)

10 years separate me and Windy Pig
Yet we still sang the same songs when we were children. THIS IS WHAT MAKES BRITAIN GRATE!
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 12:40, archived)

*Salutes the flag*
*trousers fall down*
*trombone*
*canned laughter*
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 18 Jul 2011, 12:44, archived)

I've heard Peppa Pig about 30 times so far this morning
So I can't remember ANY others at all.
( RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 12:35, archived)

You know.. You make fun of Mortal Wombat like that, Noit..
..and he snaps and has a go at me.
I enjoy a laugh at MW like the rest of you. But I get the blame and have to suffer his needy whining.

It's not fair. Has Baldmonkey gotten his £20,000 yet?
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 18 Jul 2011, 12:36, archived)

stop moaning you stupid northern poofter

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 12:37, archived)

See?

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 18 Jul 2011, 12:37, archived)

actually it's been nice recently
you haven't been such a beaker. has your life evolved? is there a mrs jmg or something?
(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 12:38, archived)

Actually, now you mention it.. I'm currently dating your ex, girlfriend.jpg.
She said she'd had enough of MortalWombat.pdf pressuring her into meeting her younger brothers and sisters.
LOLInternet!
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 18 Jul 2011, 12:41, archived)

give her one from me
i never got the chance
(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 12:47, archived)

Probably because she isn't real.
But again, this only goes to highlight. Noit makes fun of nonces, you have a go at me..
This is grossly unfair, I am innocent..

Have you put weight on?
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 18 Jul 2011, 12:49, archived)

WHOOAAAAA-OH-OH-OH-OH
SOMEDAY WE WILL FIND
THE CITIES OF GOOOOO-OOO-OOO OOO-OOOLD
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 12:36, archived)

Around the World with Willy Fog
and Dogtanian and the Three Muskehounds
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 12:48, archived)

These are damned fine choices.
I commend you, sir.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 12:49, archived)

I just got Dogtanian series 1-4 on DVD off Freecycle
pow!
( h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Mon 18 Jul 2011, 12:57, archived)

The Equalizer
youtu.be/uB1NiNKwueE
( h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Mon 18 Jul 2011, 12:36, archived)

good choice

( M o D, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 12:37, archived)

Airwolf
or Magnum P.I reminds me of simpler times
( M o D, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 12:37, archived)

Sunday Monday nonce-y days
Tuesday Wednesday nonce-y days
Thursday Friday nonce-y days
The weekend comes
My willy hums
Ready to nonce a sprog
( broadsword now that's fresh, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 12:38, archived)

This hasn't received nearly enough attention I feel.
Alright bs?
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 12:51, archived)

I thought it was very funny so I gave it a click.

( spesh., Mon 18 Jul 2011, 12:53, archived)

alright bs
soz was lunching
( broadsword now that's fresh, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 13:37, archived)

the Two Ronnies

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 12:38, archived)

Grandstand
especially the bit with the big drum that goes "bowwww"
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 12:43, archived)

Biker Mice from Mars.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 18 Jul 2011, 12:39, archived)

Did you know that in the Some Mothers Do 'Ave 'Em theme
the piccolo bit is morse code?

I seem to learn and forget that on a bi-annual basis.
( RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 12:41, archived)

Is this true?
the internet says so, but i don't believe the internet.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 18 Jul 2011, 12:44, archived)

Well I would feel that from your positition I would have to be classed as part of "the internet"
So, kinda pointless me answering, huh?
( RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 12:46, archived)

You've got me there.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 18 Jul 2011, 12:49, archived)

but yes, it's true.

( RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 13:04, archived)

Nothing can touch The Poddington Peas tune.
It can probably be easily paedo'd up as well.
( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Mon 18 Jul 2011, 12:41, archived)

The Poddington Peados?

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 12:44, archived)

Top drawer.

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Mon 18 Jul 2011, 12:51, archived)

What about The Shoe People?
or the Family Ness?

www.youtube.com/watch?v=gxjqMZd-BVE&feature=related
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 18 Jul 2011, 12:46, archived)

As much as I love them, I stand by my point.

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Mon 18 Jul 2011, 12:51, archived)

You're probably right,
but i do love the shoe people.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 18 Jul 2011, 12:53, archived)

not even...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=wGCoAFZiYMw
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 12:47, archived)

Winner.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 18 Jul 2011, 12:47, archived)

actually if we're talking kids shows,
I think this has to win
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 12:51, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/7247909
( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Mon 18 Jul 2011, 12:51, archived)

It sounds positively demonic if you fuck about with the speed of it too.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 12:48, archived)

Kickstart
www.youtube.com/watch?v=sFlmEznsr2w
( RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 12:45, archived)

I used to have that for the Commodore 64
the theme drove my parents mad
( h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Mon 18 Jul 2011, 13:00, archived)

The Goovie Goolies.

( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 12:45, archived)

Holy Shit
You must be about as Lold as I am.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 12:47, archived)

32.
That was my most favourite TV show when I was a kid. I downloaded a shitload of them last week when I was sick. They're MEGA. I watched one episode and it gave my husband a headache. WINNER.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 12:49, archived)

32 IS NOT OLD

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 12:53, archived)

agreed
and neither is 34
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 12:55, archived)

Ha! You old fucker.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 12:56, archived)

Alright gramps?

( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 13:00, archived)

Ha! Awesome!
I wouldn't mind seeing that myself, I shall make it my mission!
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 12:55, archived)

Lost.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 12:46, archived)

phwooooooocrreeeeeeeeeeeeoeeeooooeeeeee DUM
cracking.
( RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 12:47, archived)