I'd be right pissed, getting my new place in a few weeks so my proposed gym in the spare bedroom will have to be one of them baby rooms.

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Thu 21 Jul 2011, 1:00, archived)

You'll get plenty of exercise
jumping up every five minutes to feed it
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 1:03, archived)

not to mention all that wanking to fill the bottle
at least, i think that's how babies are fed. something like that anyway.
(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 1:53, archived)