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cocks to that
how's your balls|?
(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 0:52, archived)
Aren't there some kids somewhere you should be fucking?

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 0:54, archived)
i expect so

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 0:54, archived)
are you going to kill yourself soon?
i can give you some good tips on what not to do if you like.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 1:17, archived)
Don't not kill yourself if you're planning on killing yourself.
It makes you look like more of a failure.
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 1:18, archived)
there really is no winning either way,
i have learned that it is better to go all out, probably jumping off something would be the best way.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 1:21, archived)
let me know how that works out for you
if it's a success i might have a go
(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 1:47, archived)
haha i get what you did there but on a more serious note everyone here wishes you were dead

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 2:39, archived)
Possibly working.

(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Thu 21 Jul 2011, 0:54, archived)
working a bit too well from what i've read you silly sausage

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 0:55, archived)
Let's hope not though, eh.
Bringing a life into this world...and sacrificing your own.
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 0:56, archived)
tho i'd be happy to babysit, you know
so they can go out every once in a while
(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 0:58, archived)
I'll put you on the reserve list.

(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Thu 21 Jul 2011, 1:02, archived)
WAIT A MINUTE!......Oh, you!

(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Thu 21 Jul 2011, 1:02, archived)
hehehehehehheeeee

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 1:09, archived)
I'd be right pissed, getting my new place in a few weeks so my proposed gym in the spare bedroom will have to be one of them baby rooms.

(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Thu 21 Jul 2011, 1:00, archived)
You'll get plenty of exercise
jumping up every five minutes to feed it
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 1:03, archived)
not to mention all that wanking to fill the bottle
at least, i think that's how babies are fed. something like that anyway.
(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 1:53, archived)
I bet they are!!
You tiger...
(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 0:59, archived)
stop flirting you

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 1:01, archived)
They're working overtime now the sultry HATD has entered the building.

(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Thu 21 Jul 2011, 1:02, archived)
Maybe you'll get lucky and be infertile.

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 1:05, archived)
No way HBLC is a Jaffa..

(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 1:07, archived)
I heard you just have to cast a lady a mere glance
and she is up the duff.
(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 1:06, archived)
Some people can get a women pregnant from 40 yards.
I read something about a dewd named Ronaldinho lobbing seamen that far.
/2002
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 1:08, archived)
It's like going back in time!

(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Thu 21 Jul 2011, 1:09, archived)
Just one wink is the equivalent to six litres of pure sperm being turkey bastered into a female.

(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Thu 21 Jul 2011, 1:09, archived)
You still ain't found out yet dude?
If my girl was all up in my face like "Pauly Pops, Gonz, darling... I think I might be with child, it is yours and I would love to start a family with you. I'm very well-to-do, we could get a flat in brighton and central london, if you'd like. I'm just happy to be with you, Puggles (the dog) and our unborn perfectly healthy and happy child" I'd be like "YO' BITCH, BACK THAT FUCK DOWN, YOU SURE THAT'S MINE? YO' BE SOME CRAYZEE ASS HO MOTHER FUCKER, GO PISS ON A STICK BITCH, I WANNA SEE TWO LINES. YO' BEST NOT BE TRYIN TO TRAP ME 'CUZ YOU CAN'T CAGE A LION, YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?"
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 1:04, archived)
The piss stick was inconclusive but the doctor is still convinced she's pregnant so booked in for a scan tomorrow.
I'm a very casual, easy come easy go, it happens it happens, laid back, it'll all work out in the end, whatever will be will be kinda cat.
(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Thu 21 Jul 2011, 1:08, archived)
you're fucked.

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 1:12, archived)
<s>'re</s> - yeah', that's how it works.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 1:18, archived)
you could edit your post now to make mike woz ere look bad but i doubt it would work out for you in the long run

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 1:24, archived)
He could say "I like kids" or something.

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 1:28, archived)
hah imagine if he did that what an idiotic boob you'd feel

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 1:30, archived)
Hope it's good for you both either way HBLC.
It's quite exciting!
(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 1:16, archived)
Cheers m'dear.

(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Thu 21 Jul 2011, 1:27, archived)
I hate to say it, and I maybe never will again, but I agree with Mortal Wombat.

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 1:17, archived)
I know more mates who are really happy with their "Best accident ever to happen to me"s than not, by quite a large proportion.
You're actually a good lad, you'll be alright whatever it comes out with. Ce-la-vee eaither way.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 1:20, archived)
Gonzo, you are a bright light in my heart.

(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Thu 21 Jul 2011, 1:27, archived)
unless it turns out to be a total spacker
of course
(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 1:50, archived)
mess with the bull, you get the horns

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 1:16, archived)
hey gonz how was brighton how comes you wuz there, looked fun!

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 1:19, archived)
I'm still here but coming home tomo, I love it here, I really do, so many amazing foodie places, it's like a paradise.
I learnt how to make pasta yesterday, just-made pasta is sooo lush compared to shop bought. Not being poncy at all, it's just fact.

I ain't had a holiday in years and years, not been in a hotel since I was a teen. Ma' and Uncle Tone booked up a last-minute and I was getting more and more lolmental, and this is just the break I've needed. It feels amazing to be human again, and I've been mostly smiling all the way. All the shop keepers seem to love me.

Today's interesting thing was Dill Pickle Mints, Watermellon Ranchers, Cherry Ciggerettes, Coconut Ciggerettes.

Tomo I'm going to an AMAZING cheese place which is just up the road from the hotel, I had a taster of a bit of his special-reserve stuff and it was an amazing strong almost-liquid cheese that if I close my eyes I can still taste... donno what it was called though. Going there for lunch tomo.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 1:24, archived)
I gotta crash out dude, but will speak later =)
I'm _sooo_ coming here again, in about 6 weeks, for a long weekend. If you fancy meeting up with me here, than that'll be ace.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 1:25, archived)
that would be cool, if i can i will, think that might be the weekend my bro is doing a festival though,
glad to hear you're having a good time mind, good stuff, sounds ace!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 1:29, archived)
I'LL BE THERE THEN LETS BASH

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 1:31, archived)
YES!

(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Thu 21 Jul 2011, 1:29, archived)
I'm ignoring you.
Stop posting and ruining it.
(I helped save b3ta! postal ninja has Transmissible spongiform encephalopathies, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 1:28, archived)
*fingers in eyes*
lalalalalala
(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 1:55, archived)
Don't make me call you shit and all that.
I will. I've done it before.

Also, cocks and willies.
(I helped save b3ta! postal ninja has Transmissible spongiform encephalopathies, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 2:04, archived)