or maybe that's how you got it
you filthy tart
(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 0:40, archived)

I had sex with a transexual prostitute from Sao Paulo.
The condom broke. The second time we had sex without protection because, in her logic, "the damage had been done."
(grumble finegold, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 0:43, archived)

If this is true, then you are a fucking idiot.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 0:44, archived)

i had sex with a one legged football subsitute from san paolo
it was probably the same person
(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 0:46, archived)

i just want it to be known i'd like this to go straight to the PP
ta.
(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 0:47, archived)