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U GOT KINDLE?

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 11:15, archived)
I hart Kindle

(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 11:16, archived)
They should calle the Kindle a Windle because people who have one are Winners and you only have to change one letter to say that, but then change it back to Kindle because people who have kindles are kind.
or something like that.

I really think they're ace, if I didn't read it on my ipad, I'd get one.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 11:23, archived)
I love mine
battery lasts ages, it's small, light and pretty hardy. And you can store thousands of books on it. Wintimes.
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 11:24, archived)
I made the mistake of putting hundreds of books onto mine when i got it,
soon removed most of them when i realised that there's no way to quickly look through them.
(I helped save b3ta! well, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 11:30, archived)
You've just given me a great mental image.
"All my DAYZ BLUD, I swear, No one haz got more books on dere kindle dan me. Raah' pussyole, you got like 100 books muhn, bet dey be battyboy books dat are all copywrite expired, knowwhatImean? All dat Dickings and Louis Carol shit, 'ems don't even count 'cus dey are free. I got EVERY Michael Crichton, yah'getsme? I can be all like on the tube 'Dayum, I wanna get in on that State Of Fear shit' and BOH-YAH.', ems be well good. Yah'blud, Thiiirrty Twooo gigabites, mostly full too, innit."
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 11:36, archived)
Perhaps that's the reason Waterstones wasn't looted,
all the kids have Kindles.
(I helped save b3ta! well, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 11:50, archived)
hah

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 11:59, archived)
Sort them into collections.

(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sun 14 Aug 2011, 13:14, archived)
It's still slow as hell.
Not that it matters anyway, i don't need to carry hundreds of books around with me.
(I helped save b3ta! well, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 13:17, archived)
I've never understood the putting hundreds of books on,
but then it can take me six months to read a book. I shove all the ones I have read into a collection so that they aren't cluttering up the home screen, and I have another collection for guide books. That's all I need.
(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sun 14 Aug 2011, 13:19, archived)
I delete once i've read them, generally i'll only have 3-4 books on there.


Edit: six months to read a book?
(I helped save b3ta! well, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 13:21, archived)
That's just the modern version of burning books.
You're no better than Hitler.

Also, not always six months, but I'm not a particularly fast reader and I'm easily distracted.
(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sun 14 Aug 2011, 13:26, archived)
Get one anyway.
Reading on a Kindle screen is a world away from reading on an LCD screen.
(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sun 14 Aug 2011, 13:15, archived)
Although I know exactly what you mean, I don't have any problems with reading from the ipad screen, I put the brightness down (which doubles as a battery saver) and in the kindle app they don't use black'n'white (unless you want too) as the contrast is to
high for the eye on an LCD at prolonged periods.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 14:08, archived)
WILL ORDER ON PAYDAY----FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Until then the first person to get a celebrity to retweet "I like grapes. Please RT." wins a million pounds.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 11:21, archived)
You can get loads of books on torrents
just type in Kindle or ebook. Use something like Calibre to convert formats.
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 11:23, archived)
I would never be so dishonest.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 11:24, archived)
Me neither
I'm just saying, if you were.
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 11:25, archived)
Kindle killed the book-writting star (oh ohhhh) Kindle killed the book-writting star (oh ohhh).
I'm aware of the word 'author', it just doesn't fit here.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 11:29, archived)
authoring would work
scans better too
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 11:39, archived)
Totally downloading Calibre as we speak.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 11:30, archived)
Calibre is really useful, also some sites for anything you can't find as a torrent.
gutenberg.org/wiki/Main_Page
library.nu
avaxhome.ws/ebooks
ebookee.com/
manybooks.net/
(I helped save b3ta! well, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 11:25, archived)
BOOK MARKED.
Thanks.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 11:30, archived)
OH BOY !
www.bitbroken.com/2011/08/few-minor-surface-scratches-overall-910/
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 11:28, archived)
pff.
Amazon are really good at replacing Kindles apparently. I bought one of the dodgy cases and they replaced it with a more expensive one, with no questions asked.

Unless that guy dropped it in a pool or something.
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 12:05, archived)
i fucking love my kindle.
alright, spangers?
(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 13:55, archived)
Got a tax rebate yesterday. KINDLE TIME!

(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Sun 14 Aug 2011, 12:10, archived)