look at my penis
Now touch it
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 17:28, archived)

He'll only end up eating it, then you won't know where to look

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 17:30, archived)

Could be worse
Could be chased by wolves
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 17:34, archived)