Anyone looking for some temp work in London?
Work: Data entry in regards to bikes on a new website, mostly removing duplicates.
Time: 9-5, Thurs 8th, Fri 9th and mon-friday next week.
Cash: £10/hour
Where: Farringdon (EC1)

Gaz me for any more details. It's a good foot-in-the-door for a totally awesome sports media company too.

Please popular page this. No mongs.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 16:52, archived)

If anyone else did this
they would be utterly flamed.
( jenpots, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 16:54, archived)

we let gonz off because he triggers a maternal instinct in everyone
even men. even grrmachine.
( manolith hooray for me, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 16:55, archived)

Like fuck he does, the pube-headed abortion

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 17:02, archived)

I heard there's an album of pictures online in a dark recess of the internet where Gonz is suckling from Grrrrrrrmachine's breast
Gonz is wearing nothing but a man-nappy and Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrmachine is rocking him gently to sleep
( Theoban What of it, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 17:04, archived)

Dark recesses my arse, they're all over facebook.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 18:02, archived)

Pictures of the dark recesses of your arse are all over facebook?

( MONO!, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 18:26, archived)

No, yours.
It's your bumhole that's the meme, remember?
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 18:31, archived)

Probably the most boring meme ever.

( MONO!, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 18:32, archived)

Well, it did spawn from you.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 18:34, archived)

I wasn't even here when it started.
I imagine someone boring and tedious like BraynDedd started it
( MONO!, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 18:39, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/6689486
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 18:58, archived)

I'm sure Mono's bumhole predates 2010.

( Noit happy baby orangutan, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 19:00, archived)

In both the memetic and arseholic sense

( Noit happy baby orangutan, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 19:01, archived)

The search doesn't go any further back.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 19:05, archived)

You need a life.

( MONO!, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 20:55, archived)

It's a good thing I'm so inherently loveable though, innit.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 16:55, archived)

Only if they had never joined in with any other threads before.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 16:55, archived)

It's tolerated because he has a frankly enormous penis

( broadsword now that's fresh, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 17:07, archived)

So I've heard

( broadsword now that's fresh, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 17:07, archived)

But not so big that it would make sex uncomfortable.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 17:08, archived)

So I've heard.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 17:08, archived)

I've heard it's Practically Perfect in every way, and although it's no Marry, it's still Popping.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 17:21, archived)

if it doesn't fit in here
It doesn't go in there.
( RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 17:36, archived)

My willy is a lot like the EDL.
We don't mind hanging around outside in the carpark, as long as the music is turned up so we can have a listen.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 17:46, archived)

Plus it's really thick.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 18:03, archived)

and swings to the right

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 18:20, archived)

I heard Gonz has a massive pines.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 18:23, archived)

A girl could probably get away with it.

( Zuowan, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 17:15, archived)

Is Gonz a girl now?

( jenpots, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 17:18, archived)

Not packing a trouser truncheon like that, no
allegedly
( broadsword now that's fresh, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 17:19, archived)

Effectively.

( Zuowan, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 17:20, archived)

Sports...company?
*pupils dilate*
( Frisbee TeaBoy, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 16:55, archived)

Totally a good chance to get in on free stuff probably maybe no-deffos too.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 16:56, archived)

If I didn't have this job, I would love to
Mmmmm, sports
( Frisbee TeaBoy, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 16:57, archived)

Give it a shot, it's gotta be better than tea bitch where you are

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 17:00, archived)

Looooooooooooooooool

( Frisbee TeaBoy, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 17:07, archived)

Many things are funny when they ring true.

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 17:09, archived)

like doorbells

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 17:25, archived)

Exactly

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 17:25, archived)

Good christ!
you would have either be unemployable or the proud owner of weapons grade gullibility to go for that.

Anyone want to be my minion for nothing? I will throw in some magic beans if I still like you after 6 months.
(tacpprm has a mmrpcat, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 16:55, archived)

I don't understand what you mean.
If I was on the hunt for more work, I'd, you know, be alright with, say, more work.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 16:57, archived)

I was trying to say that I'll take it.

(tacpprm has a mmrpcat, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 16:58, archived)

Oh, gaz me up if yo' fo' sho'

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 17:04, archived)

Tenner an hour for basic data entry?
Sounds alright to me
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 16:58, archived)

Last time I did data entry it was minimum wage
£10 an hour seems more than reasonable
( Theoban What of it, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 16:59, archived)

Me too!

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 16:59, archived)

I couldn't even get a data entry job.

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 17:26, archived)

I'd give you a data entry job

( Theoban What of it, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 17:52, archived)

DON'T LISTEN MGT, IT'S A TRAP

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 18:21, archived)

Because any time you get near a computer you start frothing at the mouth and raving about the windows key.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 18:24, archived)

DO YOU MEAN THE GENERIC OPERATING SYSTEM KEY?

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 18:49, archived)

No thanks, I've already got too many jobs

( Theoban What of it, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 16:55, archived)

Are you sure?
I'm looking for expendable minions at the moment, and I pay better than him.
(tacpprm has a mmrpcat, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 16:56, archived)

I'll just check out my commute.

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Tue 6 Sep 2011, 17:00, archived)

Like you'd get a work permit.

( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Tue 6 Sep 2011, 17:12, archived)

I can't afford the vaccinations needed anyway.

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Tue 6 Sep 2011, 17:17, archived)

And the quarantine rules would mean you couldn't start until October.

( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Tue 6 Sep 2011, 17:25, archived)

I hope Gonz understands :(

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Tue 6 Sep 2011, 17:32, archived)

I'd rather clean out septic tanks than do data entry. At least the work is varied

( cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 17:01, archived)

Same shit different day.



|¦:¬D|



( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 17:06, archived)

ha

( cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 17:06, archived)

I used to enjoy cleaning out septic tanks, but these days I'm just going through the motions.

( Zuowan, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 17:09, archived)

Hey Gonz,
Have you thought about signing up for Farran Adria's culinary school thing he's going to run on the back of his fame at the El Bulli. Reckon you would love it.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 6 Sep 2011, 17:05, archived)

Hello Piggy
How's life treating you?
( jenpots, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 17:07, archived)

Alright WP
Nah', I ain't heard of it, but I'll give it a good old google when I get home. Is it an after-hours school?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 17:08, archived)

No.
YOU gaz ME
( MONO!, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 17:06, archived)

I'm going to Chessington tomorrow
That is all
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 17:07, archived)

World of Adventures?

( MONO!, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 17:12, archived)

you'd better believe it
Assuming the weather improves that is
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 17:26, archived)

Should be good tomorrow.
I haven't been there for about 15 years, was going to go this weekend but we're going to Thorpe Park again instead, as we're going with my brother now and Thorpe Park is WAY better than Chessington (as far as I know as I said I haven't been for like 15 years blah blah blah) something something
( MONO!, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 17:30, archived)

Yeah, I hope so
It's my eldest's birthday this week so that's his treat. Last time we went we all dressed as Mario to get in free. Did I look like a cunt? Yes. Did we save a hundred quid in doing so? Oh yes.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 17:33, archived)

and yes, if memory serves Thorpe is better
But they're only 3 and 5 so they don't care.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 17:36, archived)

Ah yeah, chessington would be better for 3 and 5 year olds.
HAVE FUN!
( MONO!, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 18:24, archived)

Cheers, we will!

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 18:32, archived)

Can I come?
I'm great with kids.
( MONO!, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 18:35, archived)

Sure! I'll pick you up on the way

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 18:38, archived)

fantastic, I'll sit on my doorstep and wait.

( MONO!, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 18:40, archived)

Superhero/Vigilante for hire.
Message for details.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 17:11, archived)

No you're not.

( jenpots, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 17:14, archived)

Lol Nightwing got raped.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 17:14, archived)

look at my penis
Now touch it
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 17:28, archived)

He'll only end up eating it, then you won't know where to look

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 17:30, archived)

Could be worse
Could be chased by wolves
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 17:34, archived)

thanks gonz but I dont need a job right now

(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 17:30, archived)

FUNJAM!

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 18:28, archived)

BALLBAG

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 18:32, archived)

CATLEGS!

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 18:51, archived)