Because any time you get near a computer you start frothing at the mouth and raving about the windows key.(
BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 18:24,
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DO YOU MEAN THE GENERIC OPERATING SYSTEM KEY?(
janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 18:49,
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