I got called a 'teenage repoirtee' on facebook last night, whatever that is.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 14:16, archived)

BIIIIIIIIIRRRRRRRRMINGHAM

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 14:18, archived)

I think you'll find it's pronounced 'Birmingham.'

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 14:22, archived)

You'd know.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 14:24, archived)

i think it's berrrh'minhgum

( sleepybinky, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 14:58, archived)

I've still no idea what that means

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 14:28, archived)

I think it means he is an illiterate inbred mentalist who can't hold his own on the internet so he needs his mum and girlfriend to step in.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 14:39, archived)

I gave a moments thought to abusing his mum
Then I went to bed. Now I have to go to Carlisle. Better than working for a living. No offence.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 14:43, archived)

I reckon she's had to put up with enough shit in her life as it is.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 14:47, archived)