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Hello.
I got called a race traitor last night after calling some nazi scumbags nazi scumbags.

When were you last insulted by someone you don't know? /talk doesn't count...
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 14:08, archived)
To be honest I'm not sure.
I don't think anyone has ever seriously insulted me to my face.
I'm generally a nice guy.
(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 14:09, archived)
Mine was on facebook

(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 14:15, archived)
How strange.
I don't think I've been insulted on facebook, I did insult someone's typing abilities on there once though, it was my cousin though so it's ok.
(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 14:17, archived)
Loads of people from work won't interact with me on facebook because I am a cunt who calls them mongoloids if they use shit grammar or lols etc.

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 14:44, archived)
I can never do that
people complain about X Y and Z but I'd never tell them to STFU. Maybe I should.

Not keen on conflict, me. Hence me stopping all those wars and shit over the last 30 years.
(I helped save b3ta! RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 14:49, archived)
Yes you should STFU.

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 14:50, archived)
haha, this is a joke!

(I helped save b3ta! RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 14:56, archived)
teeheeeheee

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 14:57, archived)
lols

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 14:57, archived)
kehkeh

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 14:59, archived)
i dunna poo lol

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 15:07, archived)
Wut culer wuz it?

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 15:08, archived)
it wuz brahn lol

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 15:18, archived)
The idea of being able to be a traitor to a race speaks for itself.
unless you're selling your kids as slaves to the darkies.
(I helped save b3ta! RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 14:48, archived)
In my job it's inevitable every day
But, you know, I'm no shrinking violet and I'm not shy with my opinions either.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 14:09, archived)
I do.
I should go and watch you shouting at idiots one day.
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 14:13, archived)
You should
However we have CCTV on most of our stuff now so it has to be quiet smiling menace on the train, except the bit by the bog.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 14:24, archived)
This is you
www.canvascrew.co.uk/images/caricature-samples/hand-drawn/train-driver-caricature.jpg
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 15:06, archived)
Yes it is

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 15:15, archived)
This is you too
classyartwork.com/images/budget_style/train_conductor_caricature_gift.jpg
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 15:19, archived)
That is true too
Do you like my aeroplane?
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 15:29, archived)
No.

(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 15:42, archived)
I was villified by my old uni a while back for being too competitive in frisbee, and the reputation's followed me a little.
If you're going to play a shit sport, you may as well be good at it, imo.
(I helped save b3ta! Frisbee TeaBoy, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 14:10, archived)
Or you could just play an ACTUAL sport and be good at it.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 14:10, archived)
I could, but I chose not to.

(I helped save b3ta! Frisbee TeaBoy, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 14:13, archived)
That's a good opinion to have.

(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 14:11, archived)
What really annoys me is that there are some teams out there that enter tournaments (whether regional, national or recreational)
and don't care how they do, as long as they 'have fun'.
Unfortunately, their definition of 'having fun' and 'dicking around' appear to be the same thing, which has infuriated me somewhat.

/super-serial frisbee
(I helped save b3ta! Frisbee TeaBoy, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 14:15, archived)
dicking around is INCREDIBLE fun.

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 14:25, archived)
Especially if it annoys people who are taking it all far too seriously.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 14:25, archived)
WILL EVERYONE JUST TAKE THE FLINGING OF THIS PLASTIC DISC SERIOUSLY FOR A SECOND
*runs off crying*
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 14:39, archived)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=na8oDCKp6AU
(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 14:34, archived)
Neh, time and place I reckon.
After paying fees and spending hours travelling across the country to attend the events, it's not fun putting up with people who treat it as a lolacious jolly, esp when everyone else is at least putting the effort in and having fun at the same time.
(I helped save b3ta! Frisbee TeaBoy, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 14:40, archived)
why would you spend money on a cross-country jolly if you won't accept that it's a jolly?

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 14:43, archived)
Because I believe you can still play hard and enjoy yourself at these jollies
I'd rather play hard, enjoy the game and still lose rather than play half-arsed and lose badly, especially when there's no reason not to.
I don't really see the fun in not playing as hard as you can.
This may mean that I stop going to these jollies and just focus on the more serious events.
(I helped save b3ta! Frisbee TeaBoy, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 14:49, archived)
Haha, what? You get angry at the events specifically intended to be pissed around at because people piss around?

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 14:51, archived)
srs bsnss, organised fun.

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 14:56, archived)
srs frsbsnss.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 14:58, archived)
It could be seen that way, I accept that
I just fail to see why people would prefer to dick around at the cost of losing so badly to other teams.
Way I see it: if you're good enough, you can all play hard together and dick around at the party afterwards but in the games themselves: I'd rather play and enjoy playing rather than not be able to play, simply because other people don't want to play.
(I helped save b3ta! Frisbee TeaBoy, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 14:59, archived)
Dick around is certainly the most apt choice of words here,
seeing as the party afterwards takes place naked in a bath with 16 other blokes.
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 15:02, archived)
Heh

(I helped save b3ta! Frisbee TeaBoy, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 15:04, archived)
I think I'll either stop going to loltournaments
Or go to loltournaments with better teams.
(I helped save b3ta! Frisbee TeaBoy, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 15:03, archived)
Guys guys guys
Can you please all stop having fun, this is meant to be a sombre event.

Now toss me the brightly coloured plastic disc
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 15:06, archived)

Ssshhas to be official size and weight discraft disc
(I helped save b3ta! Frisbee TeaBoy, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 15:08, archived)
Balls does it
A dozen pushpins and a paper plate. That'll do ya.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 15:14, archived)
No, really
But it does lead to organisers putting their logos on Discrafttm discs and selling them off at these events.
It's either teams with a bit of a budget or tournaments themselves who order in bulk of 50 or 100 discs, and then sell them onwards.

It's a neat way of showing people what events you attended, who you played against etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Frisbee TeaBoy, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 15:22, archived)
I don't know what the FUCK you just said little kid
but you special man
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 15:23, archived)
You reached out
Touched a brother in the heart
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 15:24, archived)
*fives*

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 15:29, archived)
Is this like how the dullest of first year students keeps a row of different alcoholic beverage containers to be all 'look at how much I drank man, I'm so wacky!'?

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 15:27, archived)
The point is lost on you, but I'm glad you kept up with me thus far

(I helped save b3ta! Frisbee TeaBoy, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 15:30, archived)
you'd aggressively snatch the upturned frisbee from the table and guzzle down all the jizz before the last ropes had landed?

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 14:13, archived)
I'm sorry, I don't believe we've met.
Who the fuck are you? Yes we have, you're Glued Eel. Carry on.
(I helped save b3ta! Frisbee TeaBoy, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 14:16, archived)
where has this jizzy frisbee thing come from?

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 15:06, archived)
Consult your nearest Brayndedd
for Frisbee-related japery.
(I helped save b3ta! Frisbee TeaBoy, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 15:07, archived)
Nothing to do with me, this one.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 15:08, archived)

just got a mention on 6music. life is ok again for a few minutes.

Anyone remember Jimmy? www.reynolds-s-a.freeserve.co.uk/WG.HTM#JI
(I helped save b3ta! RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 14:10, archived)
Baldmonkey can get pretty agressive after a few packets of skittles
But other than that, no one. THEY WOULDN'T DARE!
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 14:11, archived)
Gosh I haven't been insulted in real life by people I don't know for years
At least not that I've noticed.
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 14:14, archived)
My friends are always insulting me though
Gawd bless 'em
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 14:15, archived)
I get shouted at in the street quite a bit.
Fat blah, ginger blah, short blah, ugly blah. You just either ignore it or shout back. I do the latter.
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 14:16, archived)
And yet you say Coventry is not a shithole?

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 14:17, archived)
It's not exclusive to Coventry.
Who the fuck are you? Wormulus under a new fucking name?
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 14:20, archived)
I HAVE NEVER BEEN SO INSULTED IN ALL MY LIFE.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 14:21, archived)
you've not been to Coventry much then.

(I helped save b3ta! RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 14:24, archived)
Well now we're even.
Stop being a prick.
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 14:24, archived)
Unpossible!

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 14:26, archived)
Calm down Dave

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 14:24, archived)
Aw that's horrible
I might get shouted at in the street but I have my headphones on mostly, don't notice what goes on.
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 14:17, archived)
Hello are you on xboxthing?

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 14:27, archived)
Nah, I only have a Pee See

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 14:32, archived)
Well that's a bit shit init.

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 14:34, archived)
I'm fairly happy

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 14:35, archived)
I'm not.

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 14:35, archived)
Sorry to hear that

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 14:37, archived)
I would like more people to do xboxthing with.
especially with regards to Warhammer® 40,000®:Space Marine®
(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 14:37, archived)
Harsh, you're not ugly

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 14:30, archived)
Maybe you should tell FF to keep his voice down

(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 14:59, archived)
Haha!

(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 15:04, archived)
I FUCK, YOU FUCK, WE FUCK HEDGES.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 14:14, archived)
I THINK YOU SHOULD KEEP THAT SORT OF THING PRIVET

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 14:16, archived)
I FUCK. YOU FUCK, WE FUCK HEDGES.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 14:17, archived)
SHRUB UP.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 14:19, archived)
someone drunk stopped me in the street once and asked if I was macauley caulkin and waved a £5 note at me
I really do not look like macauley caulkin, it was all a bit distressing
(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 14:15, archived)
HE LOOKS LIKE MACAULEY CAULKIN
Quick someone note this down in the Glued Eel 'We'll Find Him One Day' File
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 14:16, archived)
He lives in the town I am currently in.
I'll track him down some how.
(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 14:21, archived)
i KNOW FOR a fact that he is Jeremy Vine

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 14:23, archived)
This means nothing to me.
Please go away now, thank you.
(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 14:24, archived)
FRESH!

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 14:28, archived)
I used to call my character on Micro Machines V3 on the Playstation 'Fresh'
I have no idea why really.
I always chose the rasta dude too.
(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 14:31, archived)
Sexually active glade plug-in etc.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 14:35, archived)
I don't really understand this.
Thanks though.
(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 14:35, archived)
I got called a 'teenage repoirtee' on facebook last night, whatever that is.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 14:16, archived)
BIIIIIIIIIRRRRRRRRMINGHAM

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 14:18, archived)
I think you'll find it's pronounced 'Birmingham.'

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 14:22, archived)
You'd know.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 14:24, archived)
i think it's berrrh'minhgum

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 14:58, archived)
I've still no idea what that means

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 14:28, archived)
I think it means he is an illiterate inbred mentalist who can't hold his own on the internet so he needs his mum and girlfriend to step in.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 14:39, archived)
I gave a moments thought to abusing his mum
Then I went to bed. Now I have to go to Carlisle. Better than working for a living. No offence.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 14:43, archived)
I reckon she's had to put up with enough shit in her life as it is.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 14:47, archived)
Sometimes people assume I like indie music.

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 14:23, archived)
Oof.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 14:25, archived)
How fucking rude

(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 14:25, archived)
I thought everybody knew nickelback were rock not indie

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 15:10, archived)
they are just wank I think you'll find.
I'm sure you know that though, you scamp.
(I helped save b3ta! RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 15:11, archived)
You utter shit.

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 16:00, archived)
Probably that gentleman in a Nova late last Saturday, driving slowly along close to the kerb with his mates in the back
shouting 'oi cunt, oi you cunt' when I'm trying to quietly walk home after a night out on the piss
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 14:24, archived)
are you a cunt?
I mean, if you are... just saying likes...
(I helped save b3ta! RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 14:27, archived)
Fair enough if he'd have known me, then he'd be in the right.
I just object to people making snap judgements on someone's character.
He should have perhaps engaged me in light conversation first, given me the chance to PROVE I was a cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 14:30, archived)
I honestly can't remember.
Most people take the time to get to know me before insulting me.
(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 14:25, archived)
I live in Glasgow, it happens a lot.
My bff from work got a bit drunk last week, and a bit emotional.
As we walked to the next drinking establishment, some guy (who turned out to be quite a large lad as it happened) tried to get past on a bike and she gave him plenty of abuse, for no reason I could determine.

The guy threw his bike down, tore off his jacket and stormed towards me, saying all sorts of nasty and hurtful things.
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 14:27, archived)
I got called a cunt by a drunk man in the restaurant,
It's ok though because when we threw him out he fell down the steps and broke his nose. He was the real cunt, made a waitress cry, and that's my job.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 8 Sep 2011, 14:27, archived)
Sorry, but can you refrain from using that sort of terrible language online™?

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 14:28, archived)
Sorry Mono!
I forgot how precious you are.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 8 Sep 2011, 14:36, archived)
:'(

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 14:38, archived)
I was reading above,
And I have an xbox, and might like to play that game of yours.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 8 Sep 2011, 14:42, archived)
Go buy it tomorrow and I'll think about letting you be my friend sometime.

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 14:49, archived)
to be honest Mono!,
I was going to get it anyway, and play with some of my friends, just thought you could join us if you're lonely. No worries if you're busy though. Won't take it personally.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 8 Sep 2011, 14:59, archived)
ISAID IDTHINKA BOUT IT! ALRIGHT?!

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 15:04, archived)
Yes please.
Maybe.
I'm a little busy this weekend, but I might play on it a bit whilst my missus and brother watch the rugger.
(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 15:14, archived)
I can't remember
outside of driving. I like be technically correct with road markings, so often drive based on how the road is laid out rather than the racing lines all the other cunts use, over roundabouts. Set traps for them by already being in the lane I know they'll want to be in in a few seconds. petty? pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 14:30, archived)
no-one ever insults me and means it
i'm far too nice. everyone loves me.
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 14:30, archived)
YOU FUCKING CORNISH FACED CUNT.
I'LL FUCKING LAMP YOU.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 14:31, archived)
can i please borrow la noire?

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 14:34, archived)
Yeah. Sure. No worries.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 14:36, archived)
Is this a console-only thing?
Because I want to play it but I don't own an EggsBox or a PieStation Free.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 14:52, archived)
LOSER

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 15:04, archived)
:(

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 15:05, archived)
FINE!

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 15:05, archived)
It's coming out on pc eventually

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 15:14, archived)
BA-DOING!
See? FUCK YOU BALDMONEY!
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 15:15, archived)
*hugs*

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 14:32, archived)
oh gee, that's great
thanks. um, brb i just need to take a shower and change my clothes
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 14:40, archived)
Was it something I said?

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 14:50, archived)
No you're not.
You pushed me into a bush.
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 14:32, archived)
and yet you love me anyway
i'm a master criminal
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 14:34, archived)
I heard that manolith spends his time pushing shit through the letterboxes of the elderly

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 14:33, archived)
I fucking hate postmen.

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 14:35, archived)
He also had sex with a duck in the middle of the city gardens

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 14:38, archived)
aw come on now, theo. that's not true
why would you say that? are you ok? trouble at school?
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 14:39, archived)
sorry manny
it's just hard going back for the new year y'know? the older girls have all got their boobs and here I am, billy no tits. they were pulling my hair and calling me a child in the showers earlier, I wish I never had to go back and it could be summer forever
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 14:40, archived)
PLUG IT UP!

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 14:55, archived)
Hahahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 14:58, archived)
I didn't even like the joke he posted on the modsonly board very much
I just pretended to to be nice
(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 15:01, archived)
Asda's 'if you look under 21' rule
I was in said superstore and wasn't asked for ID yesterday when buying beer. I only turned 35 this year. I almost complained to customer services.
(TitanLX, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 14:43, archived)
I quite like getting ID'd
especially when I can prove that I'm 32. It's shit when I can't buy wine.
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 14:49, archived)
what the fuck?!
a "race traitor"?! Bloody hell
(likeajackhammer, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 14:47, archived)
race traitor?
More like A C Slater!
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 8 Sep 2011, 14:49, archived)
Mr Belding!

(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 14:54, archived)
I upset Frisbee Adam the other day, but I don't know why
oh, you were there. Soz.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 14:59, archived)
YES.
I loved and hated that show in equal measures. I think I liked the theme tune best, although it wasn't as good as Degrassi Junior High.
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 15:02, archived)
Not thought about that for a long time
That was the follow on from The Kids from Degrassi Street I believe. Weird coincidence if it wasn't.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 15:06, archived)
It was.
WAKE UP IN THE MORNING
FEELING SHY AND LONELY
GEE I GOTTA GO TO SCHOOL

I DON'T THINK I CAN MAKE IT
DON'T THINK I CAN TAKE IT
WONDER WHAT I'M GONNA DOOO

THEN I LOOK AROUND AND SEE
SOMEONE IS SMILING RIGHT AT ME
THAT SOMEONE'S TALKING TO ME
HEY! I GOT A NEW FRIEND.

I typed that from memory :(
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 15:18, archived)
VERY IMPRESSED
And startlingly similar to SBTB. Lyrically at least.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 15:21, archived)
ever see Good Morning Miss Bliss? the one before Saved By The Bell.
I hadn't until a few days ago digging around tvtropes www.youtube.com/watch?v=fNbqtiAPEck
(I helped save b3ta! RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 15:06, archived)
And yes, I love/hated SBTB
It's more of a nostalgia thing I think. You always knew that IF Kelly agreed to go out with Zack she would only go and cheat on him next week with some college lad. The slag.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 15:08, archived)
She looks well ropey now.

(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 15:16, archived)
still got boobs.

(I helped save b3ta! RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 15:18, archived)
Yes. Time makes fools of us all
Even Tiffany Amber Theissen.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 15:22, archived)
She looks alright
She's in White Collar
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 15:25, archived)
Yep
I was kind of trolling a facebook page for a BNP/NF meeting.
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 14:53, archived)
I like doing that.
Best one was a group doing the whole 'they won't let us were are flags in pubs' things. A few of us managed to get the whole admin team to leave the group they set up.
"HEY GUYS YOU'LL NEVER BELIEVE THIS. TESCOS WOULDN'T SELL ME AN ENGLAND FLAG IN CASE I OFFENDED MYSELF! WTF"
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 15:02, archived)
when i was 13 years old doing my paper round some bigger kids came by and shouted at me "you're not old enough to do a paper round!"

(I helped save b3ta! Lightguy hail satan, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 14:54, archived)
Haha, worst insult ever

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 15:01, archived)
the thing was, i was old enough to do a paper round

(I helped save b3ta! Lightguy hail satan, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 15:10, archived)
Those misinformed fools

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 15:13, archived)