holy shit I've put my contact lenses in too soon my eyes are going to melt

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 8:40, archived)

See, The LOVELY Eely, if only you'd ignored what your mum said about boys not fancying girls what wear glasses.
But oh no, you had to listen to her glassism.
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sun 2 Oct 2011, 8:45, archived)