normally my toilet based suprises are looking up and seeing HUGE KILLER SPIDERS above me.
How do I get rid of the fuckers? Conkers need not apply.
( RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 12:35, archived)

install a cat in the ceiling cavity

( VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 12:37, archived)

don't be a prick
no one would ever put a cat in a ceiling cavity.

that's fucking stupid.
( RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 12:38, archived)

alright then, a mongoose
I only said cat because they're easier to get hold of
( VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 12:42, archived)