as much as i'm jealous of you and your bastard baby

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 20:53, archived)

I don't have a bastard baby.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 20:54, archived)

you don't have a bastard life either
or a bastard job. or the bastard chance of getting one.
(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 20:55, archived)

Well that's simply not true.
If you're going to try to make me look silly, at least use something that has a basis in fact.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 20:57, archived)

i thought the running joke on here was your future career prospects
sorry if that's not the case.
(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 20:59, archived)

I don't know where you got that from.
I couldn't find a summer job, that's all.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 21:02, archived)

fair enough

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 21:06, archived)