you have to be a proper man like me to be able to hold a dainty glassand not feel like a gay.
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That's tea you fucking cretin.(
RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 20:45,
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you're a fucking cretinit's whatever i choose, you fucking cretin
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If I'd have know you only asked in order to mock my replyI wouldn't have bothered
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CowJam, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 20:43,
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I've got a girlfriendso you can stop trying to schmooze me up.
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CowJam, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 21:03,
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RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 20:46,
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Hm.I was going to call you a tramp but that's on the borders of acceptability.
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CowJam, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 21:06,
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You massive fibber !b3ta.com/search/posts/45110?q=drink
I don't drink wine, or beer, I just don't like it. I'll cook with it though.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 20:46,
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sometimes i don['t drink at alli'm having a lapse from being straigh fucking edge hardcore u no da skore
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Last time I got really drunk was two christmases ago, I'm just totally indifferent to booze and it fucks my stomach up.I don't _not_ drink, I sometimes drink, but rarely to excess, and I can take it or leave it.
I'm looking forward to Mulled Wine and Chocolate Port, I love christmas booze.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 20:53,
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i can't get drunkit makes me properly ill for days. i just have a bit, if i'm out i often sip neat vodka, not to look hard or russian, just because it's the only things i know i'll drink slowly, i'm a gulper of most drinks, especially out
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Yeah', that makes sense, I like big gulps of drink too, like I normally do a pint of squash down the hatch in one while at the sink and then refill to put on my desk or whatever.And yeah', you're right, can't really do that with spirits.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 21:10,
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LOL!UR DAD IS AWL DYIN!!!!!
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 20:47,
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go do some home crafts and get yourself in a local newspaper you thick idiot(, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 20:51, archived)
Haha, jealous of baldmonkey's offline fame.(
BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 20:52,
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I don't know why he bothers. (
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 20:53,
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I don't have a bastard baby.(
BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 20:54,
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you don't have a bastard life eitheror a bastard job. or the bastard chance of getting one.
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Well that's simply not true.If you're going to try to make me look silly, at least use something that has a basis in fact.
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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 20:57,
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i thought the running joke on here was your future career prospectssorry if that's not the case.
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I don't know where you got that from.I couldn't find a summer job, that's all.
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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 21:02,
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I'll never forget this, there was a bloke on here, Dan Something I think, he mentioned something about his dead dad and I replied "lol, dead dad, gutted". Then that happened to me about 6 months later, felt well bad about it.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 20:59,
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tempting fate is never a good ideaespecially if fate has already given you the face BM has
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do you're plotting to bump of BM's dad?just do it right, don't let him suffer tooooooo long.
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RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 21:00,
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WINE WINE FUCKING WINE.RED
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 20:50,
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when the frig did that happen? (
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 20:55,
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since you started dishing out life advice to me here!(
RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 20:56,
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go and ask your mother.(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 20:58,
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Hey wombya nice chilled New Zealand Sauvignon Blanc.
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 20:53,
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that's all we drink wine wise in our house.(
RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 20:56,
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I'm going to start wearing waistcoatsit'll be my new gimmick. My previous one didn't really take off, but then most people wouldn't notice sock suspenders
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magnum, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 20:54,
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get a pocket watch too(
h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Wed 5 Oct 2011, 20:55,
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and a bow tie...(
Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 21:00,
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cravat would be better(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 21:01,
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Did someone say DANDY?
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 21:06,
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chump don't want no help, chump don't get no help(
h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Wed 5 Oct 2011, 21:03,
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get a monacle tattooed onto your facethen you will always look effortlessly awesome forever.
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RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 20:57,
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new world Merlot or Cabernet(
h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Wed 5 Oct 2011, 20:54,
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White Zinfendal.
Dunno why I bother replying you will only ignore me again.
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jenpots, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 20:57,
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Don't have one.Wine and the contents of my stomach don't get on.
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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 20:58,
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*takes notes*'W*rmulus's semen reacts dangerously when mixed with wine.'
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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 21:03,
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