get a monacle tattooed onto your face
then you will always look effortlessly awesome forever.
( RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 20:57, archived)

not a monocle, but still in the ball park
(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 21:02, archived)