http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Harry_Hill
I think dogs should only be allowed to eat food that rhymes with their names. Under this system Poodles would only be able to eat noodles or strudel. But if you think about it that is the only dog which rhymes with a food so that's probably why the system isn't in effect. No, stop trying to think of a dog which rhymes with a food there isn't one. Stop it!
(later)
Quiche Lorraine, Great Dane. No, I won't accept it.
(later)
Labrador, lobster thermidor. OK, I'll accept that one.
( RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 12:09, archived)