I once went to Portsmouth's natural history museum. Three words..
PAPER MACHE DINOSAUR.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 10:38, archived)

Is that the creationist place?
edit: it sounds as good as the walrus in the Horniman which looks like it's about to explode Mr Creosote style. It's so shit they don't even have a picture of it face on as that would reveal it's true crapness.

www.horniman.ac.uk/collections/browse/object/190371
( spesh., Wed 19 Oct 2011, 10:39, archived)

That's not a walrus,
THIS is a walrus.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 10:56, archived)

goo goo gajoob

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 11:06, archived)

no, that's plasticene

( spesh., Wed 19 Oct 2011, 11:09, archived)

Yes, it's not one of the great british museums, it's true

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 10:40, archived)

was the whole thing filled with items reproduced by a primary school?

like ancient scrolls that smell a bit like coffee, dinosaur footprints with bits of the potato stamp stuck in the clay?
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 10:41, archived)

Last year they had a Sci-Fi Movie exhibition
With props and costumes actually used in the movies*



*If the Darth Vader costume was used in a movie, it certainly wasn't Star Wars.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 10:44, archived)

ah, but have you been to ipswich museum? we have a motheaten stuffed woolly mammoth.
and an iron-age encampment made entirely of plastic.
( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 10:44, archived)

Ha, wonderful

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 10:46, archived)