you do that and I'll give you a deadleg
then when you stand up after assembly you'll fall over and break your nose and run off crying and have a bend nose forever
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 20:15, archived)

I'm going to tell your mum you slept with the geography teacher.

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 20:17, archived)

but I only let him finger me!

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 20:19, archived)