I told him it was for charity
And he said "so you took it off and gave to a charity shop so a bald person can use it as a wig?"
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 9:52, archived)

No son, I'm going to cover it in jizz and send it to Caitlin Moran.
Ssshhhh, don't tell mum.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 9:54, archived)

She seems like the sort that would like a spunky beard in the post
Cheers MMPS, you're the TOPS!
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 9:56, archived)

*winks and finger guns*

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 9:57, archived)

i a
gun
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 9:57, archived)

+s
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 9:58, archived)