i walk into shops, get my items to the till then say "and i'll have the 95% discount too, i'm very important on the internet you know". most of the time they capitulate
if they don't i take off my shirt, then use a knife to carve "LIGHTGUY" into my chest. usually at this point they fall down weeping
( Lightguy hail satan, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 17:17, archived)

i done a bogey snort.
you cunt.
( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 17:21, archived)