I'm not surprised
considering you've a penis like an acorn
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 8:10, archived)

Ah, so you received the photos then

( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 8:18, archived)

when the subject line was "GOT WOOD"
how could I resist?
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 8:22, archived)