He's a terrible drunk.
Dave got smashed on pimms before the talks and beasically just started a fight.
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He also doesn't believe in translators.
He just shouts lounder until they all walk off in disgust.
"I SAID, WE NO HAVA THIS SILLY MONEY. PUT LIZ'S FACE ON IT, THEN WE'LL TALK."
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