I don't think that will help. The kissing bit.
The botty bit, I'm uncomfortable with :(
(FrisbeeOG wanker, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 9:44,
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It won't be my finger,
It will be Janets wrinkly sand-papery slightly moist finger. It's got a little hooked nail on the end which always gets a little poppy stuck under it. She likes to keep these bits of poo in jars at home. You'll love it.
(Windy PigI'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 27 Jan 2012, 9:51,
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