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Yeah, up at six; shat, showered and shaved, suited and booted, just slurping the last bit of coffee
and my morning meeting is cancelled and I've got fuck-all to do for the next three hours.

What else is a massive waste of time?
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 6:14, archived)
Your mum?
Alternatively, spending a weekend in a Cairo Hotel, freezing cold, unable to go out because of security warnings and a bar that does not open for another 3-1/2 hours...I have to piss about for 30 minutes longer than you it seems!
(I helped save b3ta! fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 6:28, archived)
I can't even go to my garage because I have a second meeting at 11
this shit is intolerable
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 6:33, archived)
Tell me about it...
F*cking revolutions and Muslim Brotherhood fuckheads spoiling the bastard weekend. I've a good mind to set Nick Clegg on the cunts, that'll tell them,err perhaps not.

Fuck it, I forgot to have breakfast! Better move.
(I helped save b3ta! fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 6:35, archived)
woo woo! The other meeting's been cancelled too.
It's garage time for me, spastics.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 7:45, archived)
*goes to garage*
*leaves engine running*
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 27 Jan 2012, 9:16, archived)
hah, WHAT engine!

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 9:18, archived)
Grrry, the Fred Flintstone of Poland.

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 9:29, archived)
That carbon monoxide doesn't generate itself, you know.

(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 27 Jan 2012, 9:29, archived)
Philately.
What do they do with the stamps once they've collected them all? Post them around the world a couple of times?
(I helped save b3ta! Pope Shax XIII uses Visio for picture editing, does it show?, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 8:00, archived)
Yes

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 9:41, archived)
I've just had a look at /board,
And I reckon that wobbly bloke is a racist. I've never seen him do a Shit vector picture of a black man/woman. Might be wrong of course, but for now I'm calling him a racist.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 27 Jan 2012, 8:04, archived)
If I never see another vector trace I will be a happy spangolin

(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 8:09, archived)
I just had a look at /board for the sake of international relations.
it's just a man in a cupboard, isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 8:12, archived)
some people have artistic talent but it's mostly twitchy gifs
I dun geddit
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 8:20, archived)
it's all just that dull photo of a man with a croissant.
and then they all congratulate each other for posting a dull photo of a man with a croissant.
(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 8:30, archived)
Artistic talent can fuck off.
Borad was better when it was about being funny. Or at least trying to be funny. Not wanky art. If I wanted to see some art, I'd buy a discounted calendar of dog photos.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 9:25, archived)
But it's not funny, either

(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 9:27, archived)
Yes.
I agree.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 9:29, archived)
I don't want them over here though
with their woos and yays and houplas.
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 9:35, archived)
/TALK FOR /TALKERS!

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 27 Jan 2012, 9:40, archived)
Blood, soil,
honour, FATHERLAND!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 27 Jan 2012, 9:40, archived)
You get me?

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 27 Jan 2012, 9:40, archived)
I was going for funny rather than nazi but ok

(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 9:41, archived)
ein volk, ein /talk, ein bratwurst!

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 9:44, archived)
Less people. less talk
MOAR SOSSIDGE!
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 9:47, archived)
DAS BRATWURST IS KAPUT!

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 9:50, archived)
ICH LICHTEN NICHTEN!

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 9:58, archived)
I think you mean RUFEN SIE EIN TAXI BITTE

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 10:51, archived)
Ja!

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 11:05, archived)
Who says Nazis can't be funny?
ZOMG HILTER ON THE BUS!!!1
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 27 Jan 2012, 9:47, archived)
Naughty hitler; no soup for you.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 9:48, archived)

NAZI!
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 9:50, archived)
TRIFLE!!!!!!!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 9:51, archived)
BOKKO LOL CHEESE FRESH!

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 9:52, archived)
HEDGE FUND BONGO BONGO BONGO

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 9:54, archived)
MARZIPAN!

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 27 Jan 2012, 9:57, archived)
This is all good stuff

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 9:59, archived)
He was a bit naughty, wasn't he?

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 27 Jan 2012, 9:52, archived)
DAMMIT EDD

(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 9:44, archived)
Comic Sans,
font of champions.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 27 Jan 2012, 9:48, archived)
Yeah I mean I could post SBPs all day but because I don't vector it I'll get hounded off
NO JUSTICE
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 9:44, archived)
Reminds me of the bullying I got over there for Dedd Cat.
Fucking fellatines.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 9:47, archived)
what is this dedd cat?

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 9:52, archived)

207.44.242.20/board/6392173
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 9:58, archived)
They just don't get you man.

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 10:01, archived)
i like that all the comments on this one are just from talkers:
207.44.242.20/board/6382378
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 10:04, archived)

207.44.242.20/board/6380572
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 10:07, archived)

207.44.242.20/board/6355420
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 10:08, archived)
BIGGAR!

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 10:13, archived)
Good days.
That was when people on /talk liked each other and we'd all click I LIKE THIS so our shit would pollute their populol page.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 10:15, archived)
There's not enough left anymore.
We are dinosaur :'(
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 10:17, archived)
they'd get so angry

(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 10:21, archived)
That was back when it was all cliques, as far as the eye could see.

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Fri 27 Jan 2012, 10:28, archived)
And there was a difference between the dayshift and the nightshift.

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Fri 27 Jan 2012, 10:29, archived)
And we all pretended to like and respect really really shit people just because they happened to post on the same board as us.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 10:47, archived)
I'm glad I never had to suffer that. Hey, I've still got my 3litan card, we're real life friends.

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Fri 27 Jan 2012, 10:53, archived)
FUCK YEAH.
It's odd how things crumbled when that broke down.
Like, I used to post some load of wank and everyone would would be nice and if someone real said "that is a load of wank" everyone else would be all "YOU CAN'T SAY THAT TO BALDMONKEY. HE IS BALDMONKEY. ONE OF US. ONE OF US. ONE OF US. ONE OF US. ONE OF US. ONE OF US. ONE OF US."
Or, Lu; a council house, pikey, mentally ill, alcoholic single-mum with deliquent children would post a pious comment telling everyone how they should live their lives and everyone would act like we must obey, for she is wise and has a low profile number.
Then the front page link came, the sense of community was shattered and we all realised that we were pretending to like a bunch of fucking pricks.
Now we all hate each other for being mirrors which relentlessly expose to us our broken lives.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 10:59, archived)
Dude it's too early in the day for this kind of introspection

(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 11:01, archived)
Look at it though;
of the people who stayed, the majority of us are bitter and nasty now. SSG used to be a Good Bloke. Now all he does is WITHER people. Same goes for most of us.
The really shit people all left because they got upset when everyone realised they were really shit. And a load of the actually good people left, only returning briefly now and again before finding it too bitter and nasty and leaving again.
You fucking midget whore.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 11:04, archived)
I don't remember any of this.
I'm glad you have fond memories of the old days though. It's a shame you are not happy.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 27 Jan 2012, 11:09, archived)
I don't hate any of you :'(

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 11:09, archived)
+you cunt

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 11:10, archived)
+cat legged owl shit

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 11:14, archived)
The good people left because the ratio of interesting:shit people got too bad
We used to have discussion threads and go to bashes and it was nice but now there's a load of pricks and people have split off into distinct camps. Eh, things like that rarely last, anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 11:12, archived)
i am truly sorry that i hurt you by withering

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 20:25, archived)
haha
WITHER
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 0:27, archived)
Too long; eggn't read.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 11:02, archived)
I'm clicking this and I'll hate-fuck anyone who disagrees, with a rake.

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Fri 27 Jan 2012, 11:03, archived)
I DISAGREE
Just for the hate fucking really
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 11:04, archived)
You saucy bitch.

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Fri 27 Jan 2012, 11:10, archived)
I'm not sure what my point was, but I will say this, Supermatt was, is and will be a fucking nonce.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 11:06, archived)
You forgot to call Mykeyboy fat.

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 0:28, archived)
YOU WENT OVER THE LINES!!!!
GUARDS, BURN THE HERETIC!
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 10:09, archived)
Johnny Catfish.
May he rest with the fishes :'(
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 10:07, archived)
NO. Because he'd make them all pregnant.
HAAHAHAHAHAHAHA! BECAUSE HE WASN'T MEANT TO DO BABIES BUT DID!
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 10:12, archived)
O< ----- QOL

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 10:14, archived)
BUT YOU WERE IN THE NEWSLETTER!
you should be regarded as a god among those filthy peasants.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 27 Jan 2012, 9:48, archived)
Oh man, this makes me sad.

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 9:49, archived)
I need to do a SBP
I have an IDEA for one
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 9:52, archived)
Don't be too good at drawing
Enough of you shower have upstaged me
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 9:52, archived)
what if you can't draw at all?

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 9:56, archived)
Then you're on par with me

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 9:57, archived)
Aww man, you're always so down on Theo.
Try a little Theo love, it'll warm your heart.
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 9:59, archived)
I did one on a Tomy Megasketcher
and me and Baldmonkey done a song once. It was BEEZER!
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 10:00, archived)
Wow mister, that sounds ace!

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 10:02, archived)
It was Little Jimmy
It was
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 10:05, archived)
I might animate it
YEAH
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 10:07, archived)
Well SOR-RY

(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 10:25, archived)
I HATE YOU

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 10:33, archived)
*PUKES*

(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 10:50, archived)
So did he just stick a photo in Illustrator and click a filter?
They're pretty lame.
(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 8:11, archived)
what the fuck is all this vector bollocks?
IT'S JUST COLOURING IN
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 8:14, archived)
Not even that, unless you do it to extremes it's just clicking a button that does it all for you

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 8:16, archived)
Still, it's on /board so WOO YAY!!!!
*posts gif of parfitt and rossi fucking hitler*
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 8:17, archived)
Fuck it. I'll ask if he's a racist. She what he says.

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 8:22, archived)
No reply yet :'(

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 8:46, archived)
Thanks for your great work in this investigation,
The only conclusion I can draw from all of this is that not only is Wobbly a racist, but so is the half of /board that endorse his vectors. The other half a merely talentless monkeys, churning out the same shaky gifs and headswaps day in day out to please Rob. There is some genius on there, some.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 27 Jan 2012, 9:18, archived)
Well, according to wobbly bloke he's not a racist and even posted some proof.
The rest is beyond a doubt true.
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 9:22, archived)
I always thought WB was alright,
But knowing he hangs out with racists is almost as bad as being racist himself.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 27 Jan 2012, 9:27, archived)
There's a lot of nonces there too.
Man, this just gets worse.
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 9:30, archived)
Its a shame some of those talented people are so morally bankrupt.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 27 Jan 2012, 9:33, archived)
I'm glad we can take the moral highground here.
Even if it is just standing on our tippy-toes.
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 9:34, archived)
Ahhh!!! - WTF am I doing on /talk?
is this where we post links?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 10:10, archived)

LINKS
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 10:20, archived)
MOAR SOSSIDGE!

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 10:22, archived)
DAS BRATWURST!!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 10:23, archived)
don't click guys, it's ilovestormfront

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 10:26, archived)
I clicked and it called me a wog
:( I dunno why I did to offend this Wobbly Bloke he's really mean
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 10:28, archived)
this fucking chest infection.
I sound like les dawson's piano teacher.
(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 8:07, archived)
Are you not better yet?
Stop being ill. Our GDP is at stake.
(I helped save b3ta! Pope Shax XIII uses Visio for picture editing, does it show?, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 8:08, archived)
hur hur hur
"chest"
(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 8:09, archived)
If you were a horse you'd be glue by now.

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 8:13, archived)
don't tempt me :(

(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 8:25, archived)
if you're wearing your zebra onesie right now this makes it more apt.

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 8:26, archived)
I'm always in my zebra onesie*
*i am naked
(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 8:28, archived)
*brainfarts*

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 8:28, archived)
*spluffs*

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 8:37, archived)
woah

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 9:21, archived)
I think the whole of QOTW just had surprise erections.
And then were sick on their penises. Even the girls.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 27 Jan 2012, 9:26, archived)
Woke up at two am.
Shaved, wrote emails and read a book for two hours before getting up at 7 am. Fuck knows why.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 27 Jan 2012, 8:24, archived)
We've spiked your cocoa with amphetemines and caffeine.

(I helped save b3ta! Pope Shax XIII uses Visio for picture editing, does it show?, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 8:34, archived)
I don't know who either of you are.

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 8:37, archived)
what's even happening here?

(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 8:45, archived)
I just don't know anymore janet.
*bursts into tears*
(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 8:51, archived)
WHAT ARE YOU ALL DOING IN MY HOUSE?

(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 8:53, archived)
*waves from under the stairs*

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 8:54, archived)
I'm the one who creeps into your room and watches you sleeping.

(I helped save b3ta! Pope Shax XIII uses Visio for picture editing, does it show?, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 8:58, archived)
No one does that.

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 9:07, archived)
I do.

(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 9:09, archived)
I am merely a /board inhabitant who travels the other boards.

(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 27 Jan 2012, 9:03, archived)
And?

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 9:07, archived)
No, tha's it.
I'm as dull as ditchwater, me.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 27 Jan 2012, 9:15, archived)
Isn't the phase
"dull as dishwater"?
(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 9:43, archived)
perhaps this is a farming variation.

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 9:44, archived)
It is, but the point is still made
Someone once said to me that something was a "shit in the dark". She of course meant "shot", but the point was still there.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 10:07, archived)
No.
Where's my article you turd.
(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 10:15, archived)
One of these days sunshine....one of these days

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 10:23, archived)
This injury. It's severely cutting into my frisbee time. Also giving me a sense-of-humour bypass

(I helped save b3ta! Frisbee OG wanker, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 8:54, archived)
Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 9:02, archived)
Hey I forgot to say: nice try on the IP debate the other day, cocklimbs.

(I helped save b3ta! Frisbee OG wanker, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 9:39, archived)
Debate?
I said you were a shit lawyer and bad at internet.
(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 10:08, archived)
You're not even good enough to shout "OBJECTION" at that.
I'm a better lawyer than you.
(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 10:26, archived)
We all are Noit, we all are.

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 10:31, archived)
OBJEC-aah fuck it, I'm too late :(

(I helped save b3ta! Frisbee OG wanker, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 11:09, archived)

 
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 9:03, archived)
Shall i get Janet to kiss it better?
And finger your botty at the same time?
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 27 Jan 2012, 9:20, archived)
I don't think that will help. The kissing bit.
The botty bit, I'm uncomfortable with :(
(I helped save b3ta! Frisbee OG wanker, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 9:44, archived)
It won't be my finger,
It will be Janets wrinkly sand-papery slightly moist finger. It's got a little hooked nail on the end which always gets a little poppy stuck under it. She likes to keep these bits of poo in jars at home. You'll love it.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 27 Jan 2012, 9:51, archived)
you have a sense of humour?

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 9:25, archived)
I didn't say it was a good one :/

(I helped save b3ta! Frisbee OG wanker, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 9:37, archived)
Sold!

(I helped save b3ta! Frisbee OG wanker, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 10:06, archived)
Everything is a massive waste of time, and then you die.

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Fri 27 Jan 2012, 8:59, archived)
The sex doll I built out of the culinary and medicinal herb of the genus thymus which ended up a little fatter than I intended.
That was a massive waist of thyme.
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 9:02, archived)
Do you ever write something out, hover the cursor over 'post this message' and think, "maybe I shouldn't actually post this?"

(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 9:09, archived)
Hell no

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 9:11, archived)
The raw materials used in that particular project were a massive weight of thyme

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 9:16, archived)
Society.

(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 9:09, archived)
your whole life

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 9:22, archived)
I shave while shitting.
Anyone else have any time saving ablution tips?
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 9:23, archived)
If you use a wet razor, I hope you're not rinsing it in the toilet water

(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 9:25, archived)
I don't. I use an electric razor.
But I do rinse it out at the end by holding it in the flushing bowl.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 9:27, archived)
Just throw food down the toilet
Saves time
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 9:26, archived)
OH! THAT MAKES ME AN IDEA.
BRB.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 9:28, archived)
There. Dun you an SBP.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 9:45, archived)
AWESOME and published

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 9:49, archived)
I shit in the shower.
I'd shave there too but the shaver would probably break.
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 9:26, archived)
Don't bother washing, nobody wants to look at you or be near you anyway so you gain nothing from not stinking and being dirty.

(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 9:28, archived)
on a vaguely related note,
I was at a house yesterday with a mirror set at crotch height behind the toilet, so you can watch yourself weeing from 2 angles. Seemeed a bit weird to me.

Also, I save time by never showering. Ever.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 27 Jan 2012, 9:30, archived)
When I was growing up the neighbours had a full length mirror across from the bog
So if you had a shit you'd just stare at yourself.

I reckon they're in prison now
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 9:31, archived)
I'd never get off the toilet.
My erection would prevent me.
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 9:33, archived)
It was probably that one way glass stuff you get in police interrogation rooms
And somewhere is an archive of videos of a young theobans pooping.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 27 Jan 2012, 9:35, archived)
I only used the toilet once and I were too freaked out to use it ever again
It ain't right piggo, it ain't right
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 9:35, archived)
Sometimes, for a change of scenery, when on the loo I sit facing the cistern

(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 9:37, archived)
I sometimes go side saddle
Even though I know men should do nothing side saddle
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 9:39, archived)
but what if I don't want to show my petticoats?

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 9:47, archived)
Sleep
It just gets in the way of doing important things, like posting on here
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 9:24, archived)
There are so many things that I consider to be a waste of time that I don't even know where to begin
But then I am a massive prick
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 10:24, archived)
If you were a MASSIVE prick you wife wouldn't need that diddlio.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 11:01, archived)
*titters*
THAT'S TROO! Fucking hell I'm bored. I'm trying to sort out my pension but it's COMPLIMICATED!
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 11:13, archived)
PENSION PLAN:
Buy shotgun.
Buy indistinct white van.
Buy balaclava.
Buy a set of unregistered number plates.
Collect pension weekly from post office.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 27 Jan 2012, 11:17, archived)
This is sound financial advice
Thank you Windy
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 11:24, archived)