Legless shuffled forwards a few steps.It was his turn next. He waited at the barrier.He watched as Albert Marshmallow stepped up to the plate.
"So let me get this straight" mumbled Badger, jizz dripping out of both ends. "you're admitting to being a creepy internet stalker?"
Marshmallow looked a little sick in his mouth and nearly went to pull his pants up when Badger screamed "FUCK ME IN THE ARSE OR I'LL SEND THE SCREENSHOTS TO THE POLICE". Marshmallow's tumescence became apparent, and it made Legless quiver. Behind him, the rest of QFTW watched from their Honda Accord, waiting their turn and taking massive drugs to pass the time.
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Noit happy baby orangutan, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 12:07,
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You forgot the bit where Rachelswipe ahouts about how much she enjoys sex and Workboresme throws a cat out the window at the point of climax.(
Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 12:10,
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Well, they ARE all sexual athletes over there.(
Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 12:12,
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