"go noit! use harden!". jaction was excited, his first real pokemon battle after that genie granted his wish and made pokemon real! amazing!
but hang on, where had the other trainer gone? you can't run from a trainer battle! confused, noit leapt upon jaction.
"noit noit, noit noit!" said noit. he was a pokemon and had poor english skills.
"noit get off of me, stop using harden!" said jaction. struggling with noit had caused his trousers to fall down.
"noit noit!" noit and jaction both knew what was going to happen. noit used string shot!

watching from the observatory into the mental ward, jaction's parents silently wept as they saw a wet patch starting to form on their son's straightjacket
( Lightguy hail satan, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 13:06, archived)

Aww, man.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 11 Feb 2012, 22:26, archived)