What kind of situation requires the use of such an item?

( MONO!, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 10:55, archived)

For when you get shit around your anus and stuff.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 10:58, archived)

I see.
And, how often does this happen, in your line of work?
( MONO!, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 11:03, archived)